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Post by Archaix on Dec 10, 2007 20:03:08 GMT -5
Unfortunately he wasn't as smart as I thought he'd be.  It's all your fault, Debro! |
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Dec 10, 2007 20:47:25 GMT -5
Thats why I do the screenshot trade method. The person would have to photoshoop his to fake it. Thats why those two CSA people didn't give me theirs, because they can't photoshoop. I bet the CSA guy who died first died as a set up to keep the two other CSA innocent.
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Post by strashki on Dec 10, 2007 21:04:56 GMT -5
\I bet the CSA guy who died first died as a set up to keep the two other CSA innocent. Yeah, except for I wasn't in on it. So, we going to play again? |
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Post by spartacus on Dec 10, 2007 21:57:34 GMT -5
Thats why I do the screenshot trade method. The person would have to photoshoop his to fake it. Thats why those two CSA people didn't give me theirs, because they can't photoshoop. I bet the CSA guy who died first died as a set up to keep the two other CSA innocent. You give us way too much credit. I didn't give you a screenshot because I really had deleted Archaix's e-mail. I wasn't shitting you about that. We also ate Strashki just because we felt like it - no real strategy. I just thought his young virginal flesh would be tender and delicious like veal. I wasn't mistaken. ;D Getting Debro was pure luck, but we had our suspicions. However for the seer, we did have some intel, but I was not the one who got it. The fun part was getting the peasants to lynch innocent people! |
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Post by -Led Zeppelin- on Dec 10, 2007 22:14:40 GMT -5
Krayfish keeps his club beside his bed, and sleeps uneasily. In the middle of the night he awakes, and grabs his weapon. Moving slowly towards the door, he listens intently for a sound -any sound- but hears only the boughs of the trees outside, swaying calmly in the breeze.
"Must just be me, going paranoid," He reasoned, and made for his bed. Suddenly a hairy figure smashed the window and climbed through, and advanced towards the peasant like a growing shadow...
...Owtopia heard the shouts, and leaped to his feet. Grabbing his musket his raced into the night, and prepared to catch the felon exiting Krayfish's shack. His steadied his aim, but felt, ever so quietly, the snap of a twig behind him. Turning sharply, he saw the paw of a wolf smack him in the jaw, and falls to the ground...
...Ironwolves is prepared. Brandishing his cutlass, he stares at the window after locking his door, and braces himself. He hears the wolves regrouping after the first two kills. He sees shadows rounding the trucks of pine-trees in the middle-distances. He heard the guttural snarls are canine throats.
The door rips open to reveal Deutschgarten and Spartacus, both transformed beyond recognition. Their teeth are broad and deep, their skin is coated in coarse, grey fur, and their eyes seethe with malevolence. It is too late for the surprised peasant Ironwolves. Casinecro joins in the feast, and they rip up the body quickly. They are eager to destroy the last remaining villager...
...Led Zeppelin, the only proven peasant, clasps his axe. He already knows the three other villagers -Ironwolves, Owtopia and Krayfish- are dead, and that the four wolves are ransacking the neighbourhood this very moment. He is on top of a hill overlooking the entrance to the village, and starts to walk away, always looking behind at the path to see if he is being followed. He is not.
Turning with the bend in the road, Led Zeppelin enters a small dell, covered in trees. Darkness is being emitted from both sides. He quickens his pace. He hears a snarl, and starts to run. The final wolf is upon him, and quickly snaches him, bringing him down heavily. Christerland, the final wolf, has caught his prey. Archaix, you made the very mistake no great writer can ever even think of... you forgot to finish the story! And then, when all seems lost - every peasant dead... Christerland chewing on the remains of poor old Led Zeppelin, a cry from the heavens is heard.
God comes down from Valhalla.
No, not the Christian God from Heaven like many claimed, but the Norse God, Thor. Yes, Thor, the almighty Norse God worshiped by Led Zeppelin in such great songs as the famous The Immigrant Song.
The Hammer of the Gods. And the Heartbreaker.
Not only does Thor revived John Bonham and the rest of the Led Zeppelin Crew, but now the wolves are outnumbered, 5 to 4. The fifth happens to be a God with almighty powers indescribable to the human mind.
The wolves are surrounded.
John Bonham spears Spartacus with his two drum sticks.
Casinecro screams like a little girl. Robert Plant, the vocalist, laughs then erupts in such great vocal tune, the wolf can't bear it and bleeds to death internally.
Ironwolves is angry. He rushes John Paul Jones, who unfortunately grabs the wolf by the throat and... what the hell?! He's eating him! Jones, the bassist is actually devouring the wolf!
Deutchegarten just pooped his pants at the site. That is, until Jimmy Page creeps up behind and absolutely Peter Townshends the back of the wolf's head with a $90,000 guitar.
All are put in a pile and Thor raises his Hammer of the Gods. Well, you don't need to be a Led Zep fan to guess what comes next. But I can tell you this: it ended with a "splat!"And that's the story of Wolfhunt II. I would know. I was there. I was also the Word of God. |
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Post by spartacus on Dec 10, 2007 22:29:03 GMT -5
Weird how Ironwolves the peasant was killed again as a wolf by the LZ crew. Either that or God got his story messed up (again!). I guess Christlerland is still out there somewhere, prowling the moors and forests of Europe.
Pretty lame ending but at least I got speared by the coolest (and deadest) member of the mighty Zep.
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Post by strashki on Dec 10, 2007 22:53:48 GMT -5
You forgot the part about Strashki coming back from the dead and pissing down Spartacus' dead throat.  |
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Post by christlerland on Dec 11, 2007 2:06:25 GMT -5
the problem isn't that i can't photoshop, the problem is that i can't take screenshots. keyboards in europe seem to lack the buttons. there is a "print screen" button but it didn't work.
if i could take a screenshot, i could fix it with MS paint, the background is a standard colour and the letters can be easily changed
loosers!
ps RIP ironwolves you got eaten 2 times instead of 0.
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Post by Kardas on Dec 11, 2007 4:14:43 GMT -5
Wonderful! I can play the next round!
@ Christlerland: Use Print-Screen, then press control-V in a Paint document
that's how I got all my LOTR Battle for Middle Earth 2 screenshots...
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Post by Archaix on Dec 11, 2007 7:08:17 GMT -5
Would someone else admin the next game? I want to be a 'playa'.  I thought the wolves were good -not brilliant, but better than expected- and the peasants were poor. Debro sacrificed himself for some reason early on, and that was a major blow since he was both the guardian and an intelligent player. Primus was rightly suspicious when he saw someone pretending to be the Seer, but probably blew his cover by aggressively shouting him down. After that, the wolves could just pick off who they wished, and the peasants weren't assertive enough to kill anyone other than who Christerland and Spartacus suggested. Overall: well done. |
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Dec 11, 2007 7:16:14 GMT -5
No I know why... I suspected Dgarten but later let my guard down... I atfirst thought that Dgarten photoshopped his photo, the font size looked weird... looked like I was right.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Dec 11, 2007 9:15:18 GMT -5
It's all your fault, Debro! I know, i know. But i was the first one lynched on the IN forums!Well, that is something! And i would administrate the next round, if that's ok. I think watching it is just more fun than getting your ass lynched within five minutes ;D |
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Post by Archaix on Dec 11, 2007 9:21:40 GMT -5
Awesome. All you have to do is write down the names of people taking part (create a WOLFHUNT III thread and let people post), and draw them randomly, giving the first four the role of wolf, the next the role of guardian, the next the role of seer, the next the role of hunter (I think it'd be fairer if we included a hunter, now) and the rest are normal peasants. When you have all positions filled, pm each one of us with our roles. Tell the wolves who all the other wolves are.  |
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Dec 11, 2007 9:36:37 GMT -5
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Post by christlerland on Dec 11, 2007 14:21:58 GMT -5
 see? and it's not the font size, its the letters, i think its supposed to be tahoma instead of times new roman or sth like that. |
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Dec 11, 2007 14:33:37 GMT -5
Also the miss spelling is obvious too... But Dgarten's font size was off.
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Post by deutschgarten on Dec 11, 2007 16:30:43 GMT -5
Ha ha! I love how I played both Debro and Primus like fiddles! Primus being foolish enough to tell me he was the seer and Debro just being way too trusting.
and by the way, I love MS paint for helping forge the message from archaix.
Remember guys, you never know who the real wolves are until the end.
That was quite fun.
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Post by -Led Zeppelin- on Dec 11, 2007 16:42:10 GMT -5
Also the miss spelling is obvious too... But Dgarten's font size was off. How bout the whole Greek lettering part? That's a bit of a throw-off. Christerland wasn't a wolf apparently, since God said he wasn't. Duh... that's why I picked Ironwolves in my last accusation. He was choking me and Cacinecro sacrificed him so they could win. In the end they didn't. Christerland ended up running away in fear anyways and fell in a crevase - the one by old John Hamilton's Hill. The story actually ended with an LZ reunion tour and God taking the Stairway Back to Heaven. John Bonham changed his name to Jason. |
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Post by spartacus on Dec 11, 2007 16:49:08 GMT -5
You're probably in denial because Christlerland was the one who ate your ass.
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Post by Casinecro on Dec 11, 2007 17:40:31 GMT -5
Yup, I was a wolf the entire time! And you never knew! And I ate Ironwoloves! Lol, that's kinda ironic, y'know, 'cause he's ironWOLVES, and....yeah, just nevermind...
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