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Post by Archaix on Sept 25, 2007 8:17:00 GMT -5
It's up in Publications, now.
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Post by Casinecro on Sept 25, 2007 14:27:44 GMT -5
OOC: hey archiax, I've been wondering, what's your flag/avatar? It kinda looks like either a UFO or something coming out of the water. Or...?
anyway...
I had an idea.
The city had A fountain, against a building. I mentally drew a line about 25ft away from it, and made as much noise as possible. Of course, in the silent city, I attracted every zombie there. In my excursion around the city, i had found an assault rifle, with an impossible amount of ammo, a chainsaw, several shotguns(lots of ammo), and I even made some mosltov cocktails. Plus, a bunch of heavy, throw-able items, and some hunting rifles with scopes attached. And the zombies came. No zombie passed the imaginary line, and any that did were instantly chainsawed. I found that you didn't necessarily need head shots to stop a zombie. a shotgun at point-blank to the stomach will usually server the spinal cord, and the zombie can't move any more. After what seemed like hours, i miraculously wasn't bitten. I was scratched by undead nails, but i wasn't bitten. When the crowd of undead was countable, i reved up the chainsaw and charged into the mass. In an almost dreamlike state, i slew zombies left and right, blood flying in all directions, heads rolling at my feet, the groans enough to drive any normal man insane. But not me. I was a machine of zombie destruction.
And then, when i realized the groans had stopped, I alone stood, victorious, and it felt so good, the very glory of that feeling of triumph, knowing that i had defeated the unstoppable predator, A force of the very being of earth itself. I had survived being remade, destroyed, by mother nature.* I shouted, not caring if that attracted twice as many zombies as before, because i had defeated death itself. I was unstoppable
then i fainted.
end of chapter 4
*I read somewhere that zombies are apparently Earth's way of starting over...
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Post by deutschgarten on Sept 25, 2007 16:06:09 GMT -5
OOC: hey archiax, I've been wondering, what's your flag/avatar? It kinda looks like either a UFO or something coming out of the water. Or...? ... It's a space mouse. lol. |
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Post by Casinecro on Sept 25, 2007 16:40:15 GMT -5
O.K, cool. But what the craps is as space mouse?
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Post by Kardas on Sept 26, 2007 5:50:47 GMT -5
You'll find a link to the topic that started it all in the beginner's guide. (hint- has to do with Archaix's college notes)
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Sept 26, 2007 5:55:04 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Kardas on Sept 26, 2007 11:20:57 GMT -5
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Post by Casinecro on Sept 27, 2007 14:04:01 GMT -5
Uh, i'll be in it, i geuss...
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Post by Archaix on Sept 27, 2007 15:51:27 GMT -5
 You're in.
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Post by IronWolves on Sept 27, 2007 16:41:26 GMT -5
i'll be in it ;D
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Post by Kazzerland on Sept 27, 2007 17:28:37 GMT -5
Sure, why not.
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Post by Archaix on Sept 28, 2007 5:15:32 GMT -5
I shall write upo the next part momentarily, good sirs.  |
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Post by Casinecro on Sept 28, 2007 20:40:50 GMT -5
wooberries!!
also, i'll finish this as soon as i come up with an idea
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Post by deutschgarten on Oct 3, 2007 19:32:19 GMT -5
Who says wooberries? honestly...
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Post by IronWolves on Oct 3, 2007 19:35:32 GMT -5
lol ;D
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Post by Archaix on Oct 4, 2007 5:09:22 GMT -5
I use wooberries all the time.  |
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Post by Kardas on Oct 4, 2007 8:27:23 GMT -5
wooberries? never heard of 'em. honestly
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Post by Archaix on Oct 4, 2007 10:06:06 GMT -5
No, neither have I. I say we find these 'wooberries' and turn them into Wooberry Pie. |
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Post by Casinecro on Oct 4, 2007 13:50:16 GMT -5
I dunno who uses wooberries, but i found thyem in a...questionable webcomic made by poor, starving chinese orphins.
Also!
Control your scroll,
click and hold!
with scroll buttons!
Yeah!
And i'll finish this eventually! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111one
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Post by Kardas on Oct 6, 2007 1:43:56 GMT -5
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" -Archaix
You're in.
