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Post by Casinecro on Oct 21, 2007 7:58:35 GMT -5
Let's see how many of you uninlightened fools can come up with wise and prophetic sayings.
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Post by Archaix on Oct 21, 2007 8:20:03 GMT -5
- Always check the spelling of your topic title before you post it.
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Post by Kardas on Oct 21, 2007 8:28:30 GMT -5
 good one - Save the best for last (your dinner tastes better that way) |
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Post by Archaix on Oct 21, 2007 8:32:49 GMT -5
- It's not rape if you offer them Chicken McNuggets.
or
-It's not rape, it's surprise sex.
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Post by Kardas on Oct 21, 2007 8:36:55 GMT -5
- Procrastinators UNITE!
tomorrow
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Post by Archaix on Oct 21, 2007 8:41:31 GMT -5
- "wisdom" also spells "mow 'dis!"
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Post by -Led Zeppelin- on Oct 21, 2007 10:05:22 GMT -5
Warning! you just bought a Hot Pocket. Hope you're drunk, or heading home to a trailer.
I think, therefore I am a liberal.
There are only three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
I can take no credit.
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Post by Casinecro on Oct 21, 2007 12:21:54 GMT -5
Oh, i'm srry
always remember to wash your hands and your feet before playing in the mud.
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Post by -Led Zeppelin- on Oct 21, 2007 15:31:23 GMT -5
Don't take candy from strangers, that's called stealing.
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Post by Casinecro on Oct 21, 2007 18:40:17 GMT -5
Micheal Jackson molested those children in Neverland, so it really never happened.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Oct 22, 2007 7:00:35 GMT -5
So-o-o-mtimes, people maa-a-a-ke a war.
Speak
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Post by -Led Zeppelin- on Oct 22, 2007 15:15:02 GMT -5
Drop your pants, not bombs.
Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity, even if you're a dirty Pakistani whore.
Eating mushrooms makes you the best artist ever.
Shoot heroine, not guns.
(I'm doing all these peace quotes to make fun of some all-out hippy fruit in my class who obsesses over the notion of "peace" and shows it through his quotes on peace in his myspace and AIM profile).
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Post by Archaix on Oct 22, 2007 16:58:12 GMT -5
Needs to be quoted.
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Post by Kardas on Oct 23, 2007 8:32:08 GMT -5
Eating mushrooms makes you the best artist ever. No wonder I can't draw. Don't do tomorrow what you can do today (you can do it next week though ;D) |
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Post by owtopia on Oct 23, 2007 15:33:51 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed, give up hope and take out your frustration on your little brother.  |
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Post by Kazzerland on Oct 23, 2007 18:27:09 GMT -5
Stay in school, don't do drugs, or you'll end up flipping burgers at McDonald's you smelly jerk!
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Post by Kazzerland on Oct 23, 2007 18:36:46 GMT -5
Swords are usually sharp. Try not to put one in your flesh, that would probably hurt.
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Post by IronWolves on Oct 23, 2007 19:51:53 GMT -5
there are no bad questions only bad ansewers
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Post by Kardas on Oct 24, 2007 2:32:46 GMT -5
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for one (from Bill Gates)
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Post by Kazzerland on Oct 24, 2007 15:28:59 GMT -5
(lol)
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in it's eyes and punch it in the face until you've broken it's nose at least 12 times.
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