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Post by IronWolves on Oct 24, 2007 15:38:25 GMT -5
if life gives you pickles dont try using its juice to make fake lemonaid and try to sell it
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Post by Kardas on Oct 25, 2007 8:11:49 GMT -5
Never squeeze the orange until the pips squeek- they will get you for that (+1 Karma for the one who finds out what I'm talking about, Hint: WW1 and WW2)
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Post by owtopia on Oct 25, 2007 20:38:38 GMT -5
"Eat your peas and carrots and you can have your desert" is what they want you to think!  |
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Post by Kardas on Oct 26, 2007 6:57:36 GMT -5
If a picture says a thousand words, think of how much a movie says!
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Post by owtopia on Oct 26, 2007 13:22:33 GMT -5
If you do something and you get hurt, keep doing it until it doesn't hurt and ignore the people's laughing.  |
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Post by -Led Zeppelin- on Oct 26, 2007 15:03:35 GMT -5
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Post by Kardas on Oct 27, 2007 6:54:12 GMT -5
Life is unfair. Get used to it (another one from Bill Gates)
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Post by Archaix on Oct 27, 2007 7:31:46 GMT -5
What, a few hundred miles east of the Falklands?  |
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Post by krayfish on Oct 27, 2007 10:28:12 GMT -5
pie is always ripe after you poop it out !
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Post by Casinecro on Oct 27, 2007 10:30:36 GMT -5
If I had to star in my own videogame, you wouldn't be able to control me because YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by deutschgarten on Oct 27, 2007 13:16:13 GMT -5
The Pansexual Peace Party is Pleased to Ponder these Pickle Propheci.
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Post by owtopia on Oct 27, 2007 15:48:49 GMT -5
The path to success is dirty tricks, betraying friends, and eating pudding.
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Post by -Led Zeppelin- on Oct 27, 2007 15:58:38 GMT -5
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Post by Kazzerland on Oct 27, 2007 21:25:26 GMT -5
Nerds start out at the bottom of a hill as kids. Jocks start out at the top of a hill as kids. As time progresses the Nerds walk up the hill, while the jocks go tumbling down the hill. Eventually, the Nerds are at the top of the hill, while the jocks lay barely alive at the bottom of the hill. (Not sure who that one's from... I forget)
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Post by owtopia on Oct 28, 2007 14:42:44 GMT -5
A very odd man(my dad) once told me "Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but nobody wants to hear one." I died of laughter after hearing this.  |
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Post by krayfish on Oct 28, 2007 15:49:46 GMT -5
you should never smell a monkeys left butt cheek
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Post by Casinecro on Nov 3, 2007 16:51:41 GMT -5
"I see." Said the blind man.
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Post by Neo Nibu on Nov 3, 2007 18:26:42 GMT -5
What goes around comes around, and if it doesn't i'll bring it around
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Post by Kazzerland on Nov 3, 2007 21:21:03 GMT -5
You know, life is really just a road to the inevitable. The purpose of life is death, if you think about it. When you die, you are complete. So dying is really your true goal in life. All the stuff you do when your alive is just to make your wait slightly more enjoyable. Or less enjoyable...
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Post by Archaix on Nov 4, 2007 7:36:58 GMT -5
Emo
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" -Archaix
