Hilarious telegrams

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lol.

I got one tha wasn't so funny but my response was choice...

I am afraid I must refuse your offer, I have found my place and shall remain here, thank you, however, for the offer.

The redundancey and politeness of your telegram gives me no choice but to wish you good luck and smooth sailing and good luck... because of the redundancey and politeness... redundancey...