Ninja or Monk?

[-Led Zeppelin-]

*notes: I got real lucky with this font, eh?

[IronWolves]

1 ninja could slaughter 1,0000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000 monks

[Archaix]

Unless it was one of those fighting monks. But even then they can't use weapons, so I guess the ninjas would still have the edge.

[krayfish]

of corse ninja

[IronWolves]

nothing can convince me a monk could kill a ninja ;D

[-Led Zeppelin-]

Monks vs. Vikings

Watch that awesome animation fight. Then see if you change opinion.

[Archaix]

Ah, but they weren't ninjas, were they?

If you pause that animation at 1:50 you can see, for some unknown reason, a viking perched on top of a wooden structure (might be a coffin) with no pants on. Wtf?

[-Led Zeppelin-]

I knew you'd say that, since I took that explination out of the above post.

Are we talking berserker vikings or just normal vikings? Normal vikings would lose to a ninja because a ninja could simply sneak up behind the viking and kill him before he even knew he was there. But a berserker viking would be able to continue fighting even after death, which would allow him to kill the ninja after a short battle. Vikings (especially berserker vikings) are ever so slightly better in one-on-one combat than a ninja. Then again, the viking would technically be dead as he fought the ninja (in this particular example), so once he kills the ninja, he'd drop down dead, as well. So it would ultimately be a draw.

So when does a viking truly win? When there's more than one. And they often have ships full of vikings, so this is rarely a problem. Then again, ninjas may move in groups, as well, so...well, with an even number on both sides (say, 42), the vikings would be able to keep each others' morale up and eventually prevail.

In short:
Ninja vs. Viking = Ninja wins
Ninja vs. Berserker Viking = Draw
Group of Ninjas vs. Group of Vikings = Vikings

I think this would have to be called a draw. A viking couldn't take a ninja's well aimed attack, and a ninja couldn't take a viking heavy blows. It would come down to the ninja going at the viking really fast, and the viking swinging like he wanted a home run.

Flip a coin to see who wins really.

Conclusion:
1 Ninja CANNOT beat a horde of vikings.
1 Monk CAN beat a horde of vikings.
1 Monk vs. 1 Ninja, MONK WINS

No questions asked, end of debate.

[Kazzerland]

*Sigh* You underestimate the power of a ninja.

1. Ninjas can kill you with their hands easily.
2. Ninjas are dead accurate and inhumanly fast.
3. Every viking in the world would be dead before they noticed the ninja had attacked.
4. It is known that if a ninja is a main character, he can NOT die.
5. Ninjas are not only trained in the specialization of monks, but MORE they learn how to use weapons and are at least a million times faster and more precise than any monk.

Thus concluding that any ninja could pretty much kill anything......Especially if they're a main character.

[Archaix]

I'm siding with Kazzer on this. Monks kill vikings? Pure nonsensical drivel, my good Zeppelin.

SIDE NOTE: Does anyone know of a good emoticon of a face smoking a pipe? I believe the above comment necessitates one.

[-Led Zeppelin-]

kazzerland said:

*Sigh* You underestimate the power of a ninja.

1. Ninjas can kill you with their hands easily.
2. Ninjas are dead accurate and inhumanly fast.
3. Every viking in the world would be dead before they noticed the ninja had attacked.
4. It is known that if a ninja is a main character, he can NOT die.
5. Ninjas are not only trained in the specialization of monks, but MORE they learn how to use weapons and are at least a million times faster and more precise than any monk.

Thus concluding that any ninja could pretty much kill anything......Especially if they're a main character.

That's just being a poor loser, and having to exaggerate with theory. I went to the experts. It's like me saying, Led Zeppelin is the best band in the world, because no other band has the full talent of Bonham, Page, Plant, and Jones put together. Archaix agreeing is just lame.

Monks beat ninjas, end of story. I've proven it with a video, and two expert consultants. You can even consult Dr. McNinja if you'd like, but I'm still right with the facts. Every video and post in the world (except ninja fables) are the hard facts.



Kazzerland eats fried dough

Kazzerland eats fried dough

According to my source above, Kazzerland eats fried dough. Fact.
You can't say, you don't because studies have shown otherwise. You can't make your own studies either, only scientists and Zeppelinists can. And images can overule studies, or dim their facts, according to how good the image is. The simple structure of the web.

[IronWolves]

Basically one on one a ninja could beat a monk, viking, knight, samurai, and an ax wielding psycho maniac.

[Archaix]

ironwolves said:

samurai

Oh you're in deep shit now...

[-Led Zeppelin-]

Not a monk, samurai or an ax wielding psycho maniac (berserker). But regular viking, MAYBE.

[IronWolves]

Did you know n.i.n.j.a stands for

Not losing

Intelligent

Never not winning against monks, or vikings

Joke telling

A Killing Machine

as stated by............... Mr............. Guy...... Who is a.... professional ninja... expert..... who..... actually... died when a....... ninja killed him right after he told...... me.

[IronWolves]

Beat that

[Neo Nibu]

You spamming whore

[Archaix]

We're all spamming. This is a spam hut!

[Robespierre - P.R. of Debro]

Of course David Caradine.

[-Led Zeppelin-]

ironwolves said:

Beat that