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[His Holiness King Of Penguins]

Penguins make it clear that they do not wish to go to war with debro.

[Alida & Syren]

Latest news!

- The Government and immigration control today announced they they will be "opening up the borders for the people of debro". After hours of debate on the topic the government and the national aid corporation decided to open up the borders to refugees from Debro after the disaser now know as the "Landmass massacre". Homeless hostels have been clearing out their current visitors to make room for the many incoming refugees.

- Thousands of protestors marched thorugh the streets of Alida today, against the many refugees that will be coming into the country. " I don't see why i should open up my arms to these foreigners, what have they ever donefor me? and besides this country is allready overcrowded as it is" said one angry land developer. Despite this however. most citizens are willing to except the many victims of the landmass massacre into their country.

- After much controversy about how the 136 year old woman Ida Slopanvsky , who died last week managed to live so long, her granddaughter today revealed that it was due to drinking and bathing in olive oil everyday and eating beetroot soup. this remedy is not being tested in many hospitals and medical labs across the country.

- There was mayhem today at the "Miss International nations Competition" when the contestant from Automaticz named Fifi VonPingu, turned out to be a penguin and began attacking the judges and other contestants. luckily the contestant from Archaix worked in pest control and wrestsled the penguin to the floor, winning her first place! the penguin is now in police custody, awaiting return to Automaticz.

- The hottest celebrity couple in Alida & Syren Chad Zitt and Angelica Foney today announced they are adopting yet another foreign child. The couple allready have 5 adopted children- Mango, Flopsy, twinklebell, chutney and Pongo, will they be able to manage another?

[Archaix]

Yes, the men of Archaix like their women to be tough, intelligent, and fearless in the face of penguins.

[His Holiness King Of Penguins]

* The government of Automaticz are calling for all penguins to return to Automaticz because of all the bad press penguins have been getting in the past few days.

* Penguins cancel their aid to debro after it has gone unoticed and been burned in a penguin hating fire way!

* The PNA Penguin National Airforce drop leaflets over debro and other countrys in International Nations clearly saying that they misjudged the situation when they bombed Debro and will NOT go to war with Debro. It also says that they will continue giving aid to Debro if it is used.

* Automaticz step up their defence of Automaticz after fear of a invasion from anti-penguin protests in Debro and other countrys in International Nations and close all but one airport in Automaticz and the security in that airport is moved up to maximum.

* Automaticz Security alert is now a code 7/10.

[deutschgarten]

In other news, the Pacific Islands approved the alliance. We are still waiting on word as to whether or not IN plans to construct an embassy and welcome the islanders.

Also today thousands of pamphlet fell from the sky causing almost all of Deutschgarten to be covered in the paper waste. "Why do these penguins keep causing such trouble?" said disgruntled citizen Hans Gutenburg, "Can't they just leave us all alone?"

[Alida & Syren]

latest news!

- there has been many reports of fighting and violence across many parts of the country today after Penguin united defeated Syren FC 2-0 in the football this afternoon, as many Syren Fc fans began claiming it was fix and that Penguin united were using terrorism. Authorites say that no terrorism was used at all to help the players win and the fans are getting overexited. However this didn't stop armed police being called into to many areas to stop the fighting.

- 3 people were killed earlier today when a falling satellite fell from the atmosphere and landed in thier hottub, killing them all instantlay and also doing damage to 3 nearby houses and kocked down a tree.

- Despite the negative press towards the penguins of Automaticz, they have become the latest craze amoung children, especially young pre-teen girls. Many of whom have been seen sporting t-shirts and caps showing penguins. vidoe stores have been sold out of pingu videos and dvds and costume shops are renting out penguin suits like hot cakes.

[Archaix]

alidaandsyren:" 3 nearby houses and kocked down a tree."
Oh really?

ARCHAIX NEWS
- After a recent spate of penguin-baiting, the national legislature has passed a bill declaring the practice to be illegal. Said one MP: "It's just like shooting a little butler."

- A man, aged 43, did not protest against media cencorship yesterday evening. He is confirmed as not claiming: "The government controls Archaix News too much, and the police too little!" The police did not then kick the crap out of him, and did not leave him naked in the middle of a street with the words 'I'm a smart-arse' tattooed on his back.

- Weather looks good.

[His Holiness King Of Penguins]

Penguins assure all nations that the leaflets were made from recycled paper.

* 7 Alidia and Syren spys were spotted by the penguin police, they are being held at the penguin spy prision surrounded by army like security, they gave out information about a possible air raid on port penguin, anti aircraft guns were quickly shipped to port penguin but nothing has happened yet.

*Penguins all over Automaticz celebrate their win over the Alidia and Syren football club.

*A huge missile cruised over the capital city of Automaticz but missed and hit the sea causing a huge wave to destroy lots of rural towns but the capital city was spared from most of the wave because it is on high ground but alot of the east part of the capital city was damaged. Penguin missile warning alert workers said that the missile came from south east deutschgarten. There are now missiles aimed at deutshgarten incase another missile is launched.

* Penguin tourism is non existent thanks to the high security alert but the Automaticz government said that the nations safety must come before tourism.

* Weather: Thunderstorms over most of Automaticz with a sunny start tomorrow. Temp 28C

[His Holiness King Of Penguins]

anyone wanna reply to be post above?

[Alida & Syren]

latest news

- 7 agents of the ASSS ( Alida & Syren Secret Service) have been captured by Penguin guards and are being held at the Penguin spy prison in Automaticz after apparently being linked to an alleged attack on port penguin- however both the prime minister and head of the ministy of defence strongly deny these alligations and claim that war with automaticz is the last thing they want. The government and international relations department are now calling for the release of the 7 agents

- the bodies of 3 debro refugess have been found in the woods near the city of Suirtemid in the early hours of the morning. The unidentified bodies of the 2 men and 1 woman are likley to have been victims of a hate crime by Alidian nationalists but nothing yet is certain, and the government remains positive that the mass immigration of debro refugees into the country is a good idea and will benefit both nations.

- The latest penguin craze continues to spread across the nation despite negative press, as it was announced earlier today that the fashion icon Cate Floss will be releasing a limited addition line of penguin themed clothing in the fashion store " PopShop" in branches across the nation, and is likley to be a huge success.

[deutschgarten]

Breaking news!

5 armed men dressed in buisness attire were arrested today for the breaking in and firing of a small land to land missile. The men are apparently linked to the Conservative Organization of Deutschgarten or C.O.D. The 5 men released this statement "Deutschgarten should just bomb those darn terrists!". Deutschgarten Investigation Beauro (D.I.B.) is doing an extensive investigation on the incident as it is believed to be an extremist attempt to plunge Deutschgarten into war with Automaticz. Liberal president H. B. Axle announced that "Deutschgarten has no intent on going to war" and the missle was fired by the 5 burglars.

[Archaix]

ARCHAIX NEWS
- May is the hottest May on record for 2007.

- The national anthem has been officially changed from the traditional 'Land of the Free' to the new Arcade Fire album. On loop.

- The President of Archaix, Senor Barry, has sent the following message to Deutschgarten concerning the impending war with Automaticz: 'Chicken. CHICKEN!' The debate continues.

[His Holiness King Of Penguins]

* A submarine has been spotted off the shores of Port Penguin it has fired missiles at Automaticz ships but the sub has no flag on it so it could be any countries submarine.

* A popular Penguin paper called the Penguin Daily Times has said in its newspaper that "We should go to war with all these Penguin hating nations, we could take them over easy. They say that they don't wan't to go to war with us but i bet they are planning a attack, if we don't take them over then sooner or later they will take us over!" This view is shared by 78% of the Penguin population but the government fails to comment on their view.

* BREAKING NEWS a new group was been made called the Penguin Protectors, they say that they will attack all anti penguin nations and that they have people that suport them in the Penguin Government and other nations Government! The Penguin Government have yet again failed to comment on this.

* Lots of Penguins are marching through the streets of Automaticz capital city saying that penguins everywhere should go to war with anti penguin nations, the government have again failed to comment on this.

[Archaix]

Do the government comment on anything at all?

[Robespierre - P.R. of Debro]

*People's Newspaper of Debro*

All citizens of Debro put to work, shorting the rebuild program after the Landmass Massacre to 2 years (yeas, the journalists too, that's the reason why you receive news from Debro only at times )

The flats needed to shelter all former refugees built up; many citizens from Alida&Syren came home, all of them are very thankful to the government an ppl of Alida. Prime Minister Vladak Serafimovich calls for a meeting with Alida officials to estabilish closer realtions with the two country in the name of peace and friendship. Subjects of the meeting are:

-opening the borders between the two nations, considering that it wuold boost the economy of both nations
-further observation of the "Ida Slopanvsky-symptom". Researchers of Debro found out that the lifestyle of Slopanvsky had a huge influence on her age - several deep biological test proved that.

The government and public opinion of Debro worrying about the increasing aggressivines of the penguins. Foreign Minister Orlovka calls for an international conference where all sides can speak. The invited nations are:
-Automaticz
-Deutschgarten
-ALida&Syren
-Debro

Also, Debro strongly protests against the behaviour of the Automaticz air force; Foreign planes are NOT allowed to enter the airspace of Debro, not even when they're carrying only pamphlets. The new ministry of Defense allowed the Deutschgarten Peace Corps to fire at any unidentified plane in the future.

[Alida & Syren]

Latest news

- Thousands of citizens of Debro left Alida & Syren today after the first new housing developments have been completed after the Landmass massacre.

- It has been declared that tommorrow the government will have a serious meeting involving the invitation of the Debro government to relax the borders of our two countries. our two countries allready have a close relationship and many new trade networks and negotiations have been made between he two countries, but are the government willing to take the next step?

- Scientists and researchers across Alida & Syren are currently undertaking research into the "Ida Slopavnsky Symptom" after it has been proved that her lifestyle had a huge effect on her lifespan, and interest from other nations has resulted in the government deciding to fund the research.

- The Ministry of defence today declared that the national security level has been set to amber alert after the suspicious behaviour of the Automaticz government and Military, and also the captured of the 7 agents of the ASSS, who were captured almost a week ago.

[deutschgarten]

*Deutschgarten Liberty Press*

Deutschgarten officals moved the terror alert level up form the relaxed peace time level of 1 all the way up to level 3. After a recent poll done by an independent reseach firm showed that 78% of penguins feel strongly about goin to war with deutschgarten and the formation of the radical penguin millitant group known as Penguin Protectors.

Ambassodor Chekov Hoss left for Debro today in order to participate in the invitational peace talks being held there. Before leaving he was quoted as saying " I just hope we can end this before the penguins decide to strike."

[His Holiness King Of Penguins]

* BREAKING NEWS A penguin commercial plane carrying only passengers and clearly marked with non millitary signs was attacked by debro, this is the story. The new law by debro stating that no aircraft can fly over debro was put into action before Automaticz could warn all of its planes, early this morning a passenger plane had a fuel leak while flying over the ocean, it could of flew back to automaticz where it would probly crash into the sea before it got anywhere near the nearest Automaticz airport so it send out a emergency signal to the nearest Debro airport asking if it could have an emergency landing there and the plane also told automaticz of the situation. There was no reply from the Debro airport and the fuel was running very low so it headed for debro and sent out another emergency request, again there was no awnser. As soon as the plane which would of been clearly idendified as a passenger plane on radar entered Debro airspace it was fired at by AA guns so it went lower to show that it was a passenger plane and the firing still continued and one of the planes wings were hit so the plane turned to the ocean. It have almost no fuel left and it was still being fired at when it was trying to escape, the pilot said to automaticz that at that height even someone that can not see very well could know that it was a non-millitary aircraft. Luckily when it was out above the sea it found a little island where it made a dangerous emergency landing and all the passengers were rescued by the Automaticz navy. the Automaticz government are now in an emergency meeting after this event and they say if they do not get a reply from Debro or one of its allies very soon that they will take action against debro. A new poll has now said that almost 98% of the penguin population now wan't to go to war with the anti-penguin nations asap. A masked spokesperson from the Penguin Protectors has said that if there is no reply within one day then they will plan an attack on anti-penguin nations. Automaticz has canceled all flights into and out of Automaticz and the security alert is now at the highest it can be a 10.

[Alida & Syren]

Latest news

- An Automaticz passenger plane was yesterday attacked by military fire as it flew to Debro International airport to make an emergency landing due to low fuel. The plane was forced to turn to the sea and had to make an emergency landing on a small island. No one was hurt however. the Debro Ministry of defence strongly deny the alligations of false fire, or even firing at all! However an investigation is being carried out.

- The Ambassador Frieda Selberon left today to attend the peace talks being held in Debro today. This was followed by a speech from the president- Eric Van Horn some of who's wods were "I can definatly confirm that the government of this country and the people of this country all want peace, and the last thing we want is to go to war with automaticz". Also trade links have been stopped from coming or going to automaticz and the same goes for any aircraft or sea vessals.

- the Debro government today asked Alida & Syren to continue to house the remaining refugess of the landmass massacre, despite huge steps forward in the new housing developments, after security threats in Debro rose dramatically. The government are pleased to help, much to the displeasure if certain organizations.

[His Holiness King Of Penguins]

* BREAKING NEWS The Automaticz government are bringing the passenger plane issue to the International Nations Head Court, Automaticz will show the court a video from the plane, all automaticz planes were fitted with cameras at the bottom of the plane after the whole thing started and a other video that a passenger took wihile on the plane which shows the same thing, the passenger plane being attacked by AA guns. The government will aslo show the court pictures and a viedo of the damaged plane plus some eyewitness statements. A new emergency poll has shown that 100% of the penguin population now wan't to go to war with anti penguin nations and the government has now said that they have closed the borders and there are sea land and air troops, planes and ships protecting Automaticz 24/7 Automaticz has warned all nations that any ships that enter Automaticz waters will be destroyed, if it is a passenger ship then we will warn the ship and the nation that owns the ship of the situation, if there is no reply troops will board the ship and guide it out of Automaticz waters without harming anoyone. Any planes that enter Automaticz airspace will be destroyed but if they are a passenger plane we will warn the plane and the nation that owns the plane but if there is no reply then we will let it pass through. The Government has also said that if things go the way they suspect them to go that Automaticz could be going to war with anti penguin nations very soon. The penguin protectors have today said on their website that they are now in the process of attacking an anti penguin nations, Automaticz government have said that they do not support the Penguin Protectors and that they are doing all they can to stop them. The Government has not and will not go to the talks in Debro after fears that anti penguin protestors are planning to attack the Automaticz government if it goes outside of Automaticz but they have said that they will attend it via webcam or phone.