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Post by deutschgarten on Dec 22, 2007 22:23:14 GMT -5
I think we've all heard the reference that when something is awesome it's the "next best thing since sliced bread." Why sliced bread? Why not fire or something else more important, like the printing press?
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Post by Casinecro on Dec 23, 2007 9:00:42 GMT -5
Because Sliced Bread is such an awesome invention. I mean, what CAN"T you do with sliced bread in an emergency? It can be a delicious foodstuffs!! It can hold your butter for you! It can be used to clean up minor spills! You can use it in magic tricks! You could (probably) write on it! In all seriousness, the guy who first sliced bread is a smart guy! Plus, bread wasn't always sliced...
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Post by Archaix on Dec 23, 2007 9:58:03 GMT -5
I for one am of the opinion that sliced bread has had a minimal, if not detrimental, effect on the progress of civilisation. However, there wasn't really an answer for this and so I opted for 'Who is bread and why is he sliced?'
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Post by Casinecro on Dec 23, 2007 11:06:46 GMT -5
Yeah, you just keep actin' for that humor award, Horatio...
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Post by Archaix on Dec 23, 2007 12:51:06 GMT -5
Why Casinecro, how deliciously intelligent a riposte! I suppose it MUST be Christmas.
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Post by spartacus on Dec 23, 2007 13:21:39 GMT -5
It's over-rated and makes people lazy. Pudding is the far superior invention.  |
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Post by strashki on Dec 23, 2007 14:38:53 GMT -5
Before sliced bread we were a bunch of godless heathens! Cutting our own bread we were mere cavemen! Now with sliced bread we are at the pinnacle of man's existence, all the creatures of the forest bow before our might. We live in exciting times, my friends...
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Post by owtopia on Dec 23, 2007 18:20:11 GMT -5
Pudding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pudding is better than all your lives put together!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol jk Just Snowitopia's life.
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Post by IronWolves on Dec 24, 2007 11:15:22 GMT -5
i would rather have bread than pudding
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Post by Casinecro on Dec 24, 2007 13:51:53 GMT -5
Yeah, I suppose that I could live without pudding, but I need sliced bread for my peanut butter and jelly samiches.
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Post by strashki on Dec 24, 2007 15:01:27 GMT -5
People! We can compromise! There's always bread pudding!
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Post by Casinecro on Dec 24, 2007 20:01:26 GMT -5
Bread...and pudding...you sicken me. Leave this forum, Straskhi, and never come back
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Post by strashki on Dec 25, 2007 3:56:21 GMT -5
I try to bring a little peace to this region and you IN bastards treat me like this?! Back in the CSA we know how to treat a kind man like myself, you're all a bunch of fartknockers, you hear me, I said fartknockers!!!!  |
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Post by deutschgarten on Dec 25, 2007 11:36:17 GMT -5
 I do not "knock farts" my good man. I BLOCK them.  |
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Dec 28, 2007 12:26:48 GMT -5
Ah, i hate it. Sliced bread tastes like bread crumbs.  |
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Post by Archaix on Dec 28, 2007 13:22:12 GMT -5
Not Warburton's. |
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Post by Casinecro on Dec 28, 2007 17:30:26 GMT -5
Well, sliced bread by itself is kinda nasty, but you can toast it.... and butter it.....and put stuff in between two of them.
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Post by owtopia on Dec 30, 2007 20:43:14 GMT -5
Like pudding?
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Post by IronWolves on Jan 2, 2008 11:07:46 GMT -5
i guess you can mash bread into a pudding form
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Post by deutschgarten on Jan 6, 2008 20:08:01 GMT -5
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" -Archaix
