Messed up nationstates

[kaleckton]

Rules are simple, post what you feel is the most messed up sentence you can find on your nation or on someones elses nation in nationstates. I'll start

"The lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12......"

[Robespierre - P.R. of Debro]

"Banning naked capitalist hunting would be the end for centuries of tradition!" wails esteemed aristocrat Pip Falopian from atop his steed. "The thrill of the chase, the baying of the hounds, the naked capitalist scooting through the undergrowth - it would be a travesty! We provide much needed stimulus to the local tourism, and you can't deny that naked capitalists are pests - killing farmers' livestock for example! I propose that naked capitalist hunting be encouraged, for the cultural - and economic - benefit of the nation!"
[Accept]

[-Led Zeppelin-]

Oh I've had a lot of these with my nation "Major Stoners."

The currency of Major Stoners is the "weed," so every issue is messed up. Sometimes it says people are burning their weeds, poor people need more weed... etc.

The national animal of Major Stoners is the "marijuana plant" so every other issue is messed up as well. Sometimes its Marijuana plants on the dinner table - lets all eat marijuana plants, and marijuana plants on the attack, lets kill all the marijuana plants we have and scoop them over into a ditch.

I crack myself up every time with this nation because of the endless double-meanings. I'll try to remember to post some on here next time.

[deutschgarten]

Ha, I just had one in my puppet nation that talked about how senior citizens wanted more Shrooms out of their pensions. lol.