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The Dog
Jul 15, 2007 13:05:58 GMT -5
Post by Archaix on Jul 15, 2007 13:05:58 GMT -5
My friend's dog died yesterday. It was great because it was so sardonic. And flatulent.
as his left flank began to crumble to the enemy cavalry charge. It was only a matter of time...
The dog fought
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The Dog
Jul 15, 2007 14:29:49 GMT -5
Post by deutschgarten on Jul 15, 2007 14:29:49 GMT -5
Really? That stinks. In both the figurative and litteral sense of the word.
the giant squid with all his might. He was pinned against the coral and all looked grim.
The dog pulled
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The Dog
Jul 15, 2007 16:07:40 GMT -5
Post by Archaix on Jul 15, 2007 16:07:40 GMT -5
the cocktail waitress easily with the trick he can do with his ears.
The dog mooched
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The Dog
Jul 16, 2007 12:21:23 GMT -5
Post by deutschgarten on Jul 16, 2007 12:21:23 GMT -5
Off his best friend for years until his friends girlfriend decided the dog didn't live there anymore.
The dog walked
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The Dog
Jul 17, 2007 18:17:01 GMT -5
Post by Neo Nibu on Jul 17, 2007 18:17:01 GMT -5
into a wall and died.
The Dog ate
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The Dog
Jul 18, 2007 13:16:27 GMT -5
Post by deutschgarten on Jul 18, 2007 13:16:27 GMT -5
the pourage in the abandoned cottage. "This one's too hot" he said. He tried the second bowl "This one's too cold". Last he tried the third bowl, "This one's just right!" the dog exclaimed.
The dog poked
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The Dog
Jul 19, 2007 13:40:28 GMT -5
Post by His Holiness King Of Penguins on Jul 19, 2007 13:40:28 GMT -5
A poor baby penguin who ran away and 3 seconds later a stampeed looking for the dog attacked him.
the dog flew
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The Dog
Jul 19, 2007 15:13:27 GMT -5
Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 19, 2007 15:13:27 GMT -5
into a penguin's butt, and felt baaad.
The dog picked
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The Dog
Jul 19, 2007 16:00:51 GMT -5
Post by deutschgarten on Jul 19, 2007 16:00:51 GMT -5
his nose free of penguin butt. "Smells like fish." He said.
The dog danced
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The Dog
Jul 20, 2007 2:43:37 GMT -5
Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 20, 2007 2:43:37 GMT -5
on the wreck of the F117 and sang nationalist songs.
The dog shot
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The Dog
Jul 20, 2007 3:45:17 GMT -5
Post by Archaix on Jul 20, 2007 3:45:17 GMT -5
The traitor where he stood. There was no room for fifth columnists in this city, he told himself.
The dog met
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The Dog
Jul 20, 2007 6:03:09 GMT -5
Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 20, 2007 6:03:09 GMT -5
with Himmler in the hell, and made very disgusting things with him. The Great Leader cannot sit after the incident.
The dog said
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The Dog
Jul 20, 2007 7:36:26 GMT -5
Post by His Holiness King Of Penguins on Jul 20, 2007 7:36:26 GMT -5
I am sorry my oh so great leader to the head penguin.
The dog sang
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The Dog
Jul 20, 2007 15:44:48 GMT -5
Post by TWWK on Jul 20, 2007 15:44:48 GMT -5
in a ska band, which surprised everyone who knew him, since he was always more of a country dog.
The dog kissed
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The Dog
Jul 21, 2007 4:21:20 GMT -5
Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 21, 2007 4:21:20 GMT -5
Pope Benedict, but the bodyguards quickly overran the poor animal.
The dog screamed
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The Dog
Jul 21, 2007 17:20:11 GMT -5
Post by deutschgarten on Jul 21, 2007 17:20:11 GMT -5
when his shower curtain was pulled back and a psyco stabbed him while something squeaked in the background.
The dog juggled
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The Dog
Jul 25, 2007 20:20:52 GMT -5
Post by Neo Nibu on Jul 25, 2007 20:20:52 GMT -5
the Heads of his slain foes. A dark grin overtook his face. 3 down, 2 to go.
The Dog kicked
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The Dog
Jul 25, 2007 20:45:12 GMT -5
Post by deutschgarten on Jul 25, 2007 20:45:12 GMT -5
down the door to the clown shoe emporium. "I shall not die in vain!" He screamed as the clown army opened fire upon him.
The dog cooked
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The Dog
Jul 26, 2007 12:12:32 GMT -5
Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 26, 2007 12:12:32 GMT -5
my head in a microwave owen, and I was very angry at him.
The dog turned
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The Dog
Jul 27, 2007 10:35:49 GMT -5
Post by Archaix on Jul 27, 2007 10:35:49 GMT -5
to the church, which simply took his money and gave it to the Pope and the hegemony of cardinals that swarm Vatican city.
The dog slurped
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" -Archaix
