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Post by Archaix on Oct 16, 2007 9:42:41 GMT -5
The whole charm of the story was that everyone on the forum could relate to it -it's all really esoteric and that's what makes it cool. There's in jokes, from the tea vs coffee fight, the way Primus says 'lol', the way LZ answers posts with images and...well, maybe Barry Manilow isn't strictly an in-joke, I just had to put him in there because it was hilarious to me at the time.
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Post by Casinecro on Oct 16, 2007 15:23:52 GMT -5
Yeah, I guess you're right.... Hey wait, what tea and coffee fight? I don't remember that. And LZ has never posted a picture before.  For the record, that, my dear friends, was sarcasm. More accuratly, it was unnecissary sarcasm. |
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Post by Kazzerland on Oct 16, 2007 15:37:14 GMT -5
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Post by IronWolves on Oct 16, 2007 16:23:04 GMT -5
well...
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Post by deutschgarten on Oct 16, 2007 17:47:20 GMT -5
Archaix; May I suggest you write a story about the MS Painter?
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Post by Archaix on Oct 16, 2007 18:02:44 GMT -5
The MS Painter?  |
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Post by Kazzerland on Oct 16, 2007 19:56:42 GMT -5
THE MS PAINTER!!?!?!?!?!?!? DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Archaix on Oct 17, 2007 7:58:07 GMT -5
Frederick Shabbernackle dug into his pocket, grasped his keys and wrestled with the apartment door. He was alone in the corridor, although this came as no surprise; it was two in the morning. He was the survivor of a late-night drinking session -this was one of the many Friday-night comedowns that characterized his life.
He burst into his living room wearily, and deposited scrunched-up notes and change on his desk, before collapsing in a chair. The room moved around his head sleepily, and he began to feel extremely tired, and incredibly alone. Once he might have found a girl at the bar, taken her back and completed the evening. Once he might have invited a few guys back for a few more drinks, and woken up to find his wallet gone. Those days, it seemed, were over. As man got older he also got incredibly alone.
Oh well, no need for a fall in standards, he thought. He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth, before the nice relaxing clutches of the bed claimed him like no woman ever could. Nothing to do but sleep until Satur...
He stopped short as he looked in horror at his bathroom. His heart stopped beating. His eyes dilated. His legs froze.
Smeared all along the bathroom mirror was a thick red border of blood -fresh red blood straight from the veins of an animal. Plastered lazily in the rectangle of oozing fluids was a poster, a black-and-white message straight from MS Paint.
LOL FAG, it read.
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Post by Casinecro on Oct 17, 2007 15:18:35 GMT -5
Um....... oh....... Hey, that's actually a good beginning! I think... Still odd... I think You might've broken the small part of my innocents this forum hasn't taken, with clown cultist and space mice and facsist. And OPPOSSUMS!!And also some guy named Kardas...
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Post by Kazzerland on Oct 17, 2007 15:31:35 GMT -5
You had no innocence before... |
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Post by Casinecro on Oct 17, 2007 15:59:51 GMT -5
Yeah, well, I stand by my decisions and accusations. I still think opposums are weird. I mean, they're part kangeroo and part rat, and ALL freaky. And um... vermin, as well as pests, and wild animals. So I have decided to lead a campaign against all opposums, and i also say they should be spelled possums, without the O.
Also video games need more hot naked women.
All in favor?
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Post by IronWolves on Oct 17, 2007 17:49:13 GMT -5
Yeah, well, I stand by my decisions and accusations. I still think opposums are weird. I mean, they're part kangeroo and part rat, and ALL freaky. And um... vermin, as well as pests, and wild animals. So I have decided to lead a campaign against all opposums, and i also say they should be spelled possums, without the O. Also video games need more hot naked women. All in favor? as long as you dont make fun of wolves i am good |
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Post by Kazzerland on Oct 17, 2007 18:27:16 GMT -5
hmm....casinecro.....please go die. Please. Die......Please. *cough*
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Post by IronWolves on Oct 17, 2007 18:55:14 GMT -5
*cough*
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Post by Archaix on Oct 18, 2007 6:36:06 GMT -5
*cough* Ugh, I think there's something going round.
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Post by Casinecro on Oct 18, 2007 13:39:30 GMT -5
Hey people, I have a right to live. so kazzerland, stop telling me to die, because I refuse
I WILL SURVIVE!!
(bababa!)
I WILL SURVIVE!
(bababa)
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Post by Kazzerland on Oct 18, 2007 15:17:57 GMT -5
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only....[glow=red,2,300]WAR[/glow]
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Post by IronWolves on Oct 18, 2007 15:52:24 GMT -5
*cough*
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Post by Archaix on Oct 18, 2007 17:21:17 GMT -5
War. War against the Space Mice!  |
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Post by Casinecro on Oct 18, 2007 17:33:10 GMT -5
Hey, that would be a cool sequal.
SPACE MICE 2: THE (pause while I look up a cool sounding word) COMBAT EVOLVED.
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" -Archaix