Post by Republicas Gloria on May 24, 2008 17:40:32 GMT -5
OOC: In tradition to the script format I'll use it again.
*Theme and theme slide rolls*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8&feature=related
*end theme open episode*
Demented Voice: You can run but you can't hide Primus, my penguin children, death to the traitor!
*penguins gets out of car and begins shooting*
Primus: Damn it
*blood splatter all over and screen goes black at the sound of a body hitting the ground and a scream*
*a 2 second flash of nurses and doctors rushing someone on a hospital rolly cot thing with an IV*
*camera opens looking at a women looking over a person*
Woman: Your awake!
*camera pans to a shocked Primus under hospital blankets*
Primus: Who are you?
Woman: I'm a movie star, Anna Popplewell, don't worry I'm 19 so if we get drunk your fine to fuck me.
Primus: Thanks, but not to be rude or anything, I'm sure it'd be great, but, could you explain what the hell happened?
Anna Popplewell: Automaticz got you shot, for some reason he drove away afterwards, your friends told me the story and such.
Primus: Awesome, but may I ask... why did you come? You probably have millions of invites to go places, probably half of those are for some quick sex, or for porn.
Anna Popplewell: Well, I know Archaix and he-
Primus: Wait wait wait, Archaix? The high sarcastic guy?
Anna Popplewell: Yeah, one of my agents used to know him, he apparently got an email that his best friend got shot. He is very smart he-
Primus: Wait is his name... Kaleckton?
Anna Popplewell: Yeah, you know him?
Primus: He's used to be my fucking best friend before he was force out by-
*gun shots ring out*
*Primus begins to get out of bed, takes out his IV and any other wired things*
Anna Popplewell: Wait where you going?
Primus: I'm going to be a hero like in those Marnia movies you acted in, I fence, so I just need some pointy object.
*a figure stands by the door*
Figure: Your cock?
Primus: HA HA HA Archaix, save the sarcasm, any other time I'd love the sarcasm but now I need something point that isn't attached to me.
Archaix: How about you take this booze I have, put a match in it and throw it?
Primus: I'm trying to fend off Automaticz until the Police come, not set the damn place on fire.
Archaix: Doesn't matter, we're not in IN anyway.
Primus: Where are we then?
Archaix: Not Kansas Dorthothy, and if you want to know what happened to Toto your dog, he got eaten by some slant eyes.
*gun shots get closer*
Primus: Damn, they're getting closer, the police should be here soon, I just need a distraction.
Archaix: Anna Popplewell naked?
Primus: We can save that distraction till I get a camera here.
*Primus looks around and sees a fire extinguisher across the hall*
Primus: I'm getting that extinguisher. Keep Anna safe Archaix.
Archaix: Okay, but you owe me some booze.
Primus: Alright I owe you some booze
*Primus runs and breaks the glass to get the fire hydrant as two penguins come down the hall*
Primus: *mutters under breath* damn
*as the penguins notice him he undoes the safety clip and rigs it so that it'd give a constant "smoke screen"*
*as bullets fly towards Primus he rigs it and puts it at the entrance of the hospital room and hides in it.
*Primus hide near the door entrance so he can tackle a penguin and take its gun*
*a penguin walks in and after struggling with Primus another penguin comes in, gets ready to shoot and a gun shot rings out, but it wasn't from a penguin*
*as the penguin at the doorway falls down a man walks in*
Primus: Kaleckton!
*Kaleckton shoots the penguin struggling with Primus*
*Kaleckton offers a hand*
*Primus takes it and stands up*
Kaleckton: Might as well take a gun, it will be one rough defense
*Primus takes the penguins' guns and digs in defensive positions with Kaleckton.*
*Penguins begin to enter as the smokescreen fades and Kaleckton and Primus shoots them*
*police enter the room*
Police: Could someone explain what the hell happened?
Primus: A terrorist from my town, International Nations is after me.
*Primus and Kaleckton stands up and hands the police the guns.*
*a penguin scrambles to take his gun from the floor and before anyone can react, shoots Primus, the camera goes black*
*a tear is hitting bandages*
Anna Popplewell: Don't leave us...
*Camera opens up to many IN citizens standing at an unconscious Primus*
Debro: So what are we going to do?
Archaix: Drink.
Debro: We can do that later with the Soviet fanclub aka COIN.
Neo Nibu: Hire a team of professional doctors only to tell us we're screwed.
Kazzerland: Have a puppet replace Primus!
*Kazzerland puts on sock puppets*
Kazzerlandpuppet: Hey there Ironwolves
Ironwolvespuppet: Hey there me!
Anna Poppelwell: Bring in Aslan.
Archaix: I like your thinking, how much LSD you have?
*a shrouded figure comes in*
figure: Doctors say that he has an organ which the only way he could save is if someone gave their life to give theirs. I will.
* camera goes black and opens up with a Primus waking up*
Primus: I'm alive?
*Debro is standing over Primus with a curtain to his left (for another bed)*
Debro: Yes you are, someone donated something important, he died in exchange.
Primus: Wow, he must of always loved IN didn't he?
Debro: sort of...
*Debro pulls back the curtain to show a man lying dead*
Primus: Teivostan!?!
Debro: Yes, he wanted to make up for his past crimes, he thought saving you was the best way...
*show ends slowly and instead of the normal credits this song plays www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmFi2snLr7o *
*episode is over, nothing else*
*Theme and theme slide rolls*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8&feature=related
*end theme open episode*
Demented Voice: You can run but you can't hide Primus, my penguin children, death to the traitor!
*penguins gets out of car and begins shooting*
Primus: Damn it
*blood splatter all over and screen goes black at the sound of a body hitting the ground and a scream*
*a 2 second flash of nurses and doctors rushing someone on a hospital rolly cot thing with an IV*
*camera opens looking at a women looking over a person*
Woman: Your awake!
*camera pans to a shocked Primus under hospital blankets*
Primus: Who are you?
Woman: I'm a movie star, Anna Popplewell, don't worry I'm 19 so if we get drunk your fine to fuck me.
Primus: Thanks, but not to be rude or anything, I'm sure it'd be great, but, could you explain what the hell happened?
Anna Popplewell: Automaticz got you shot, for some reason he drove away afterwards, your friends told me the story and such.
Primus: Awesome, but may I ask... why did you come? You probably have millions of invites to go places, probably half of those are for some quick sex, or for porn.
Anna Popplewell: Well, I know Archaix and he-
Primus: Wait wait wait, Archaix? The high sarcastic guy?
Anna Popplewell: Yeah, one of my agents used to know him, he apparently got an email that his best friend got shot. He is very smart he-
Primus: Wait is his name... Kaleckton?
Anna Popplewell: Yeah, you know him?
Primus: He's used to be my fucking best friend before he was force out by-
*gun shots ring out*
*Primus begins to get out of bed, takes out his IV and any other wired things*
Anna Popplewell: Wait where you going?
Primus: I'm going to be a hero like in those Marnia movies you acted in, I fence, so I just need some pointy object.
*a figure stands by the door*
Figure: Your cock?
Primus: HA HA HA Archaix, save the sarcasm, any other time I'd love the sarcasm but now I need something point that isn't attached to me.
Archaix: How about you take this booze I have, put a match in it and throw it?
Primus: I'm trying to fend off Automaticz until the Police come, not set the damn place on fire.
Archaix: Doesn't matter, we're not in IN anyway.
Primus: Where are we then?
Archaix: Not Kansas Dorthothy, and if you want to know what happened to Toto your dog, he got eaten by some slant eyes.
*gun shots get closer*
Primus: Damn, they're getting closer, the police should be here soon, I just need a distraction.
Archaix: Anna Popplewell naked?
Primus: We can save that distraction till I get a camera here.
*Primus looks around and sees a fire extinguisher across the hall*
Primus: I'm getting that extinguisher. Keep Anna safe Archaix.
Archaix: Okay, but you owe me some booze.
Primus: Alright I owe you some booze
*Primus runs and breaks the glass to get the fire hydrant as two penguins come down the hall*
Primus: *mutters under breath* damn
*as the penguins notice him he undoes the safety clip and rigs it so that it'd give a constant "smoke screen"*
*as bullets fly towards Primus he rigs it and puts it at the entrance of the hospital room and hides in it.
*Primus hide near the door entrance so he can tackle a penguin and take its gun*
*a penguin walks in and after struggling with Primus another penguin comes in, gets ready to shoot and a gun shot rings out, but it wasn't from a penguin*
*as the penguin at the doorway falls down a man walks in*
Primus: Kaleckton!
*Kaleckton shoots the penguin struggling with Primus*
*Kaleckton offers a hand*
*Primus takes it and stands up*
Kaleckton: Might as well take a gun, it will be one rough defense
*Primus takes the penguins' guns and digs in defensive positions with Kaleckton.*
*Penguins begin to enter as the smokescreen fades and Kaleckton and Primus shoots them*
*police enter the room*
Police: Could someone explain what the hell happened?
Primus: A terrorist from my town, International Nations is after me.
*Primus and Kaleckton stands up and hands the police the guns.*
*a penguin scrambles to take his gun from the floor and before anyone can react, shoots Primus, the camera goes black*
*a tear is hitting bandages*
Anna Popplewell: Don't leave us...
*Camera opens up to many IN citizens standing at an unconscious Primus*
Debro: So what are we going to do?
Archaix: Drink.
Debro: We can do that later with the Soviet fanclub aka COIN.
Neo Nibu: Hire a team of professional doctors only to tell us we're screwed.
Kazzerland: Have a puppet replace Primus!
*Kazzerland puts on sock puppets*
Kazzerlandpuppet: Hey there Ironwolves
Ironwolvespuppet: Hey there me!
Anna Poppelwell: Bring in Aslan.
Archaix: I like your thinking, how much LSD you have?
*a shrouded figure comes in*
figure: Doctors say that he has an organ which the only way he could save is if someone gave their life to give theirs. I will.
* camera goes black and opens up with a Primus waking up*
Primus: I'm alive?
*Debro is standing over Primus with a curtain to his left (for another bed)*
Debro: Yes you are, someone donated something important, he died in exchange.
Primus: Wow, he must of always loved IN didn't he?
Debro: sort of...
*Debro pulls back the curtain to show a man lying dead*
Primus: Teivostan!?!
Debro: Yes, he wanted to make up for his past crimes, he thought saving you was the best way...
*show ends slowly and instead of the normal credits this song plays www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmFi2snLr7o *
*episode is over, nothing else*
