Season 2
Primus or Republicas?:
OOC: At the joke of Archaix about a TV show aobut IN I'm going to write this story in a script like manner
Theme song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8&feature=related*themesong ends*
Voice: Last time on International Nations
*flashback*
*gun shots ring out*
Primus Orios : Damn it looks like these penguins are back and mean buisness. Looks like I'll need to get away from IN for a while, lay low.
*He goes into a car and drives away*
*end flashback open show*
*moans are heard from behind a store's door which has the name "Glory Paints"*
*The song Rosa Helikopter is played slightly in the background*
*some unknown man is kissing a girl on a bed*
unknown girl: oooh yeah oooh
*door gets kicked down and a human with two penguins with guns come in*
Automaticz: I knew you were here Primus, you tried to hide, but you have failed.
*Man gets up off the bed and straps a sword to his waist*
Man: What do you want?
Automaticz: What do I want? I just want an offering of blood and land to get revenge on what you did to my dreams.
Man: I have no idea what your talking about, I do have the credit card info of a man who you might be looking for.
*they walk to the front of the store*
Automaticz: Well where is it?
*two other men walk in*
*Man takes out his sword and points it at Automaticz and the two men gets close with the penguins as they raise their guns*
Automaticz: Madman! This is madness! This is blasphemy!"
Man: Madness?......
THIS IS INTERNATIONAL NATIONS
*Man kicks Automaticz through the glass causing bleeding and the penguins' necks are cracked and they die*
Man: Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Thanks you your help friends, but I'll have to leave this town, return to IN, Automaticz will be hot on my trail of course.
*after a day of driving the Man parks infront of Kardas's house and rings the doorbell*
Kardas: Hello?
Man: It is no coincidence Automaticz has gone missing right before my arrival eh?
Kardas: Primus!
Primus: Its Republicas Gloria now, my friend.
Kardas: Wow this is such a great surprise, I'm choking on my breakfast.
Primus: Any new things happening?
*Debro, Aegypto, Kazzerland and an assorted other comes to Kardas's house*
Group: Primus!!!!
Primus: Hey all, happy to see you guys again.
Group: Where have you been?
Primus: Around, but now I'm here to spice up the parties, but unfortunately I have a permenant residence in Equilism, but I can be here for 364 days of the year.
*gun shots ring out*
A demented voice: You can run but you can't hide Primus, my penguin children, death to the traitor!
*screen goes black*
Voice: Next time on IN...
*gun shots ring out*
*a scene of doctors rushing a man into the ER*
a female voice: Don't leave us
*a tear drop is seen hitting bandages*
*Credit rolls with music*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEySrDerj0*logo appears after end of credits*
(c) Perfect Productions 95
International Nations: Penance (2 hour):
OOC: In tradition to the script format I'll use it again.
*Theme and theme slide rolls*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8&feature=related*end theme open episode*
Demented Voice: You can run but you can't hide Primus, my penguin children, death to the traitor!
*penguins gets out of car and begins shooting*
Primus: Damn it
*blood splatter all over and screen goes black at the sound of a body hitting the ground and a scream*
*a 2 second flash of nurses and doctors rushing someone on a hospital rolly cot thing with an IV*
*camera opens looking at a women looking over a person*
Woman: Your awake!
*camera pans to a shocked Primus under hospital blankets*
Primus: Who are you?
Woman: I'm a movie star, Anna Popplewell, don't worry I'm 19 so if we get drunk your fine to fuck me.
Primus: Thanks, but not to be rude or anything, I'm sure it'd be great, but, could you explain what the hell happened?
Anna Popplewell: Automaticz got you shot, for some reason he drove away afterwards, your friends told me the story and such.
Primus: Awesome, but may I ask... why did you come? You probably have millions of invites to go places, probably half of those are for some quick sex, or for porn.
Anna Popplewell: Well, I know Archaix and he-
Primus: Wait wait wait, Archaix? The high sarcastic guy?
Anna Popplewell: Yeah, one of my agents used to know him, he apparently got an email that his best friend got shot. He is very smart he-
Primus: Wait is his name... Kaleckton?
Anna Popplewell: Yeah, you know him?
Primus: He's used to be my fucking best friend before he was force out by-
*gun shots ring out*
*Primus begins to get out of bed, takes out his IV and any other wired things*
Anna Popplewell: Wait where you going?
Primus: I'm going to be a hero like in those Marnia movies you acted in, I fence, so I just need some pointy object.
*a figure stands by the door*
Figure: Your cock?
Primus: HA HA HA Archaix, save the sarcasm, any other time I'd love the sarcasm but now I need something point that isn't attached to me.
Archaix: How about you take this booze I have, put a match in it and throw it?
Primus: I'm trying to fend off Automaticz until the Police come, not set the damn place on fire.
Archaix: Doesn't matter, we're not in IN anyway.
Primus: Where are we then?
Archaix: Not Kansas Dorthothy, and if you want to know what happened to Toto your dog, he got eaten by some slant eyes.
*gun shots get closer*
Primus: Damn, they're getting closer, the police should be here soon, I just need a distraction.
Archaix: Anna Popplewell naked?
Primus: We can save that distraction till I get a camera here.
*Primus looks around and sees a fire extinguisher across the hall*
Primus: I'm getting that extinguisher. Keep Anna safe Archaix.
Archaix: Okay, but you owe me some booze.
Primus: Alright I owe you some booze
*Primus runs and breaks the glass to get the fire hydrant as two penguins come down the hall*
Primus: *mutters under breath* damn
*as the penguins notice him he undoes the safety clip and rigs it so that it'd give a constant "smoke screen"*
*as bullets fly towards Primus he rigs it and puts it at the entrance of the hospital room and hides in it.
*Primus hide near the door entrance so he can tackle a penguin and take its gun*
*a penguin walks in and after struggling with Primus another penguin comes in, gets ready to shoot and a gun shot rings out, but it wasn't from a penguin*
*as the penguin at the doorway falls down a man walks in*
Primus: Kaleckton!
*Kaleckton shoots the penguin struggling with Primus*
*Kaleckton offers a hand*
*Primus takes it and stands up*
Kaleckton: Might as well take a gun, it will be one rough defense
*Primus takes the penguins' guns and digs in defensive positions with Kaleckton.*
*Penguins begin to enter as the smokescreen fades and Kaleckton and Primus shoots them*
*police enter the room*
Police: Could someone explain what the hell happened?
Primus: A terrorist from my town, International Nations is after me.
*Primus and Kaleckton stands up and hands the police the guns.*
*a penguin scrambles to take his gun from the floor and before anyone can react, shoots Primus, the camera goes black*
*a tear is hitting bandages*
Anna Popplewell: Don't leave us...
*Camera opens up to many IN citizens standing at an unconscious Primus*
Debro: So what are we going to do?
Archaix: Drink.
Debro: We can do that later with the Soviet fanclub aka COIN.
Neo Nibu: Hire a team of professional doctors only to tell us we're screwed.
Kazzerland: Have a puppet replace Primus!
*Kazzerland puts on sock puppets*
Kazzerlandpuppet: Hey there Ironwolves
Ironwolvespuppet: Hey there me!
Anna Poppelwell: Bring in Aslan.
Archaix: I like your thinking, how much LSD you have?
*a shrouded figure comes in*
figure: Doctors say that he has an organ which the only way he could save is if someone gave their life to give theirs. I will.
* camera goes black and opens up with a Primus waking up*
Primus: I'm alive?
*Debro is standing over Primus with a curtain to his left (for another bed)*
Debro: Yes you are, someone donated something important, he died in exchange.
Primus: Wow, he must of always loved IN didn't he?
Debro: sort of...
*Debro pulls back the curtain to show a man lying dead*
Primus: Teivostan!?!
Debro: Yes, he wanted to make up for his past crimes, he thought saving you was the best way...
*show ends slowly and instead of the normal credits this song plays
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmFi2snLr7o *
*episode is over, nothing else*
International Nations: A defense prep*no opening theme it slowly rolls from black to a screen with a penguin on it*
Penguin: We shall go easy on you if you surrender.
*camera pans to Primus*
Primus: Never to your tyranny scum!
Penguin: Then you shall die.
Primus: Anything you shall bring we shall match it.
*camera goes black*
Primus: We must prepare
*Primus takes out a cell phone and dials a number*
Primus: Archaix, you got those special fire drinks ready?
*screen splits between Primus and Archaix*
Archaix: Yeah, I rigged it so that once you screw the cap hehe screw-
Primus: This is serious
Archaix: alright, once you screw the cap a bit a match will go down and set the concoction on fire.
Primus: perfect, give them to the defense force Primus out
*screen goes back to normal to Primus as he dials another number, it goes split screen again*
Primus: Debro, you hire those mobsters yet?
Debro: Yeah, they agreed to help buy us time by ambushing the penguins.
Primus: Perfect, Primus out
*screen goes back to normal only to return to split screen style again after Primus dials someone*
Primus: Kaleckton, you ready to infiltrate Automaticz's servers?
Kaleckton: Ready, I'm in the IN bunker with my laptop, I'm getting through the 128-bit encryption, it should be a piece of cake
Primus: Good, and its great to have you back buddy
Kaleckton: same here
*camera returns to normal as Primus puts his phone away*
*Primus opens up some crates and pulls out guns and put them on a table then calls someone*
Primus: Nibu, I got the guns here
Nibu: But what happened to love?
Primus: Did you steal some of Archaix's LSD stash?
Nibu: ummm the clock is telling me noo...
Primus: get here and hand out guns Primus out
*screen returns to normal*
*time passes and Primus gets a call*
Primus: How did your mob stop the penguins?
Mobster: Not very well, there is maybe 500 penguins coming your way.
Primus: Alright you did well, your money is under the big tree... Primus... out...
*end credits roll, replace devil with penguin, replace*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FRtkek-Et4*credits end*
Voice: Next time on International Nations
Men will die
Women will cry
And another International Nationer will be killed... who will it be?
I'm going to consolidate all the "episodes". I will get to the first season eventually so I'm saving the topic starter and the next post for season 1.
I'm going to consolidate all the "episodes". I will get to the first season eventually so I'm saving the topic starter and the next post for season 1.