Post by Republicas Gloria on Aug 30, 2007 16:43:39 GMT -5
Little funny story for you f***ers.
I go to a Uni in England (that's college to you Americans) and I'm sharing a room with a load of pretentious
art-student shits. Anyway, one of them invites their high-school drop-out cousins around. He's a total stoner
and basically spends his entire time high or trying to get high.
So one day, we're all going out to lectures and we realise he's gonna be all alone, so we ask him if
he wants to stay, and he does the stoner thousand yard stare and says "Dunno. Probably go down the park and do some shrooms"
Anyway, we all go to our lessons and we come back to find the front door kicked in. We go in and the stoner f**k is just
sitting there.
"What the fuck happened?" I ask
"Well I went down the park to do shrooms, and it was all going well when I was attacked by a bunch of trolls, so I ran
back here, didn't have a key so I kicked the door down"
We all stare at him and he goes "You don't believe me about the trolls do you?"
We just stare and he says "Well, I knew you wouldn't, so I grabbed one and put him in the cupboard upstairs"
So we go upstairs and theirs something thumping on the cupboard door, which has been locked with duct tape, and theirs these
weird growling, moaning noises.
We're like "WTF?" so we pull the duct tape off and see what's inside.
It's a kid with Down's. The stoner fuck had stolen the poor retard at the park when he was high and locked him in the cupboard for 6 hours.
I was the only one that lol'd.
I go to a Uni in England (that's college to you Americans) and I'm sharing a room with a load of pretentious
art-student shits. Anyway, one of them invites their high-school drop-out cousins around. He's a total stoner
and basically spends his entire time high or trying to get high.
So one day, we're all going out to lectures and we realise he's gonna be all alone, so we ask him if
he wants to stay, and he does the stoner thousand yard stare and says "Dunno. Probably go down the park and do some shrooms"
Anyway, we all go to our lessons and we come back to find the front door kicked in. We go in and the stoner f**k is just
sitting there.
"What the fuck happened?" I ask
"Well I went down the park to do shrooms, and it was all going well when I was attacked by a bunch of trolls, so I ran
back here, didn't have a key so I kicked the door down"
We all stare at him and he goes "You don't believe me about the trolls do you?"
We just stare and he says "Well, I knew you wouldn't, so I grabbed one and put him in the cupboard upstairs"
So we go upstairs and theirs something thumping on the cupboard door, which has been locked with duct tape, and theirs these
weird growling, moaning noises.
We're like "WTF?" so we pull the duct tape off and see what's inside.
It's a kid with Down's. The stoner fuck had stolen the poor retard at the park when he was high and locked him in the cupboard for 6 hours.
I was the only one that lol'd.
