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Post by Republicas Gloria on Jul 31, 2007 10:16:01 GMT -5
Talk Talk Talk!
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Post by kaleckton on Jul 31, 2007 14:04:26 GMT -5
lol, suuure, can u invite my diplomat Sir Von Titty Tit, or tit for short.
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Jul 31, 2007 15:46:42 GMT -5
Lol sure we can let him in
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Post by kaleckton on Aug 1, 2007 5:27:58 GMT -5
* Sir Von Titty Tit*
*coughs* even though I have a Sir in my name that was because of my parents named me that, I am a female.
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Aug 1, 2007 15:44:46 GMT -5
Well I can see why your named that...
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Post by kaleckton on Aug 2, 2007 12:23:20 GMT -5
Thank you. We are here to ask you for your support in the war against The evil Armed Forces of Danatavis and their support of the insane Rbels in my country. I mean the rebels decided not to go through the right ways to become their own country and if they did we would have said no only because many do not want to become their own country (The line right now is the tip of the island west of us to the tip of 32). *Folds her arms together a little to make herself push forward a little while wearing a loose shirt which shows a large amount of skin but not the amount to really show too much) Can we get your countries military support?
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Aug 2, 2007 13:31:29 GMT -5
*A man with an excellent suit arrives*
I'm the ambassador of Debro.
*pause*
And i have beer!
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Aug 2, 2007 14:44:37 GMT -5
Kalecton:
The diplomat smiled, "Sorry, not enough skin showing. We will not invovle ourselves with a war where we have to fight a member of Debro's alliance.:
Debro:
An old guy walked out and smiled, "Hello sonny, beer! I would like a sip of that. You know in the old days, beer was hand made and not factory made."
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Post by kaleckton on Aug 2, 2007 15:30:13 GMT -5
*Pouts* Well they were the ones to attack us, and so you can decide whether or not to attack them since they are the aggressor.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Aug 3, 2007 5:41:44 GMT -5
*opening a bottle*
This is the finest debroian white beer, enjoy it!
Anyway, i'm here to warn the Kaiser;Danatavia is the member of the League, and any military attack against him would be followed by the League's quick reaction.
Also, Debro wants to build closer relations with the United People, since the militaristic expansion of the New Alliance and the recent political instability in Automaticz is worrifying.
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Post by commanderdanatavia on Aug 3, 2007 16:12:08 GMT -5
Hello sirs, I am Captain Horer Commander Danatavis diplomat to this embassy, we are here to request that all countries stay out of the current struggle between Kalackton and Danatavis. Danatavis would like to assure you that no aggresive intent was meant when we sent in our anti air to prevent wholsale slaughter, we were just attempting to make sure as many innocents as possible were spared from inaccurate bombings. Danatavis would also like to assure you that we will be avoiding a full scale conflict unless kalackton sets foot on Danatavian soil, this will be taken as an act of aggression and our full military might shall be brought to bear.
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Aug 3, 2007 16:52:36 GMT -5
Kalecton: The diplomat got several text messages and said, "The leader of Debro said that if we interfere and attack Dantavania his entire alliance would strike back. I'm sorry ma'am but I cannot be responsible for starting a World War, having every nation bombing us and nuking us and sending troops would be hard to beat right?
Debro: The old man smiled and drank some, "I would love to increase our relations, infact take 100,000 oros as a gift of goodwill (you got 100,000 oros Debro in the real rpg!). I am infact the Kaiser's grandfather, Father side of the family. Maybe opening up some trade relations? After all our nation has several chemistry and computer entertainment inventions that the private sector did not make and the government companies did. That should make you happy since you are a very Communist nation correct? Maybe a protection pact that states should any nations attack you or me our nation will spring to action to defend each other? Maybe just a plain alliance? Maybe all of these combined?"
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Post by His Holiness King Of Penguins on Aug 6, 2007 18:51:36 GMT -5
*opening a bottle* This is the finest debroian white beer, enjoy it! Anyway, i'm here to warn the Kaiser;Danatavia is the member of the League, and any military attack against him would be followed by the League's quick reaction. Also, Debro wants to build closer relations with the United People, since the militaristic expansion of the New Alliance and the recent political instability in Automaticz is worrifying. The rarther plump Automaticz Ambassador struggles in through the door, Political Instablilty?! He them grabs one of the beers opens it and drinks it on the sofa as if nothing has happened day dreaming about cakes and sugar and more cakes.... |
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Aug 6, 2007 20:11:11 GMT -5
A plump old man approaches him along with several secret service who asks, "Will you get off the couch so we can inspect you for weapons? With the current rebellion we cannot trust anyone and give us proof of Automaticz diplomaticship.
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Post by Kardas on Aug 21, 2007 19:50:59 GMT -5
The bell, or whatever, rings.
"hello, I am Thomas Kopaka, diplomat of the CIW. May I please enter? We don't have an embassy yet, but soon we will
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Post by teivostan on Aug 22, 2007 20:48:36 GMT -5
A tall man walks in.
"Good morning, my name is Leon Marx, diplomat of The United Socialist States of Teivostan. I have been sent here to negotiate trade agreements with the Empire of Primus Orios."
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Aug 23, 2007 12:00:30 GMT -5
A diplomat goes to the Kardian and says, " I am Miss Alexa Hitchens. What does your nation specialize in?"
A guy with a funny moustache comes and says to Leon Marx, "Hello how are you? What does your nation specialize in?"
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Post by teivostan on Aug 23, 2007 12:34:35 GMT -5
Our nation specializes mostly in technology, the main areas being green technology, nuclear fusion, warfare, healthcare and will soon be investing in space technology. We are also willing to trade metals, stone, fossil fuels, wood and agricultural produce.
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Post by Republicas Gloria on Aug 23, 2007 14:25:37 GMT -5
The diplomat falls from laughter then gets up and smiles, "We are experts at technology... and so is Kazzerland... and some other nations. You lacking in any departments? Computer speeds, personal computers, simulators for the best action?"
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Post by teivostan on Aug 23, 2007 14:45:44 GMT -5
Leon Marx stares coldly at the diplomat wiping the smile off his face.
"I suppose we could improve in the department of personal computers. What would you be looking for in return?"
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