Post by His Holiness King Of Penguins on May 16, 2008 18:42:37 GMT -5
A rough guide to Automaticz.
The Monarchy: If visiting Automaticz then whatever you do DO NOT INSULT ANY MEMBER OF THE MONARCHY all Automaticz people cherish their King and their Eternal Leader, you risk being arrested or marked as a spy. The monarchy is strongly communist and controls every aspect of Automaticz, whenever the Royal Anthem is played everyone is expected to stand as a sign of respect.
Communism: Communism is very strong in Automaticz, most people only know that communism is for the workers and the capatalism is another name for evil. Expect much communist propaganda if you visit.
Media: All of the Media is controled by the government, it is quiet obvious. The most popular TV News Channel Is Automaticz Today. If you visit Automaticz remember the internet is also strictly controled, don't try to visit anything that the government dosen't want you to or you face arest.
The People: The people in Automaticz are kind if you do not insult them, they are very happy people, you can't find people like them anywhere else, if your car broke down in rain they would offer that you stay the night at their house until you can get it fixed. The people speak Russian and only very few speak English so make sure you know the lingo before you go!
The Millitary: The millitary plays a huge role in Automaticz, you are likley to see many millitary parades when you visit. Also the air raid sirens are tested every week without fail at noon, this is to prepare the people for any possibly air raid before one comes.
The Police: You may not always see them but they always see you, they usually stay hidden and will stop you if you step one foot out of line, they are very suspicious of foreigners and have been known to do spot checks on any, the merc situation worsened this so be prepared to be checked randomly very often, do not carry anything anti automaticz or you may be accusd of being a spy.
Climate: The climate in Automaticz is very cold and snowy, it is cold most months except from in Summer where the temps are mild/warm and occasionaly hot.
Airports, Ports ect: Expect a high police and millitary precense here as in any major place in Automaticz. The Police here are higly trained so don't try to sneek anything into Automaticz that you shouldn't!
Visa: Any person from a non communist country needs a visa to visit Automaticz, to get one you need to go to the Automaticz embassy in your nation and go through an interview, they will judge if you can visit Automaticz.
Education: The education in Automaticz is very good ulthough filled with probaganda and prepares the pupils to become good communist citizens.
Sports: Automaticz is not a very sporty nation, ulthough a few good football teams can be found dotted around. Olympic type sports however are extreemly popular and many children are specially trained in them from an early age.
Be Prepared: Be prepared to leave Automaticz at short notice if you come from a capatalist country, Automaticz can have rocky relations with them and tell any of their citizens to leave at short notice, the one exception is Karadas that seems to have friendly relations with Automaticz.
((I know this isn't great but i just threw it together when i had some spare time
It does however guve a good rough idea of what Automaticz is like 
)
The Monarchy: If visiting Automaticz then whatever you do DO NOT INSULT ANY MEMBER OF THE MONARCHY all Automaticz people cherish their King and their Eternal Leader, you risk being arrested or marked as a spy. The monarchy is strongly communist and controls every aspect of Automaticz, whenever the Royal Anthem is played everyone is expected to stand as a sign of respect.
Communism: Communism is very strong in Automaticz, most people only know that communism is for the workers and the capatalism is another name for evil. Expect much communist propaganda if you visit.
Media: All of the Media is controled by the government, it is quiet obvious. The most popular TV News Channel Is Automaticz Today. If you visit Automaticz remember the internet is also strictly controled, don't try to visit anything that the government dosen't want you to or you face arest.
The People: The people in Automaticz are kind if you do not insult them, they are very happy people, you can't find people like them anywhere else, if your car broke down in rain they would offer that you stay the night at their house until you can get it fixed. The people speak Russian and only very few speak English so make sure you know the lingo before you go!
The Millitary: The millitary plays a huge role in Automaticz, you are likley to see many millitary parades when you visit. Also the air raid sirens are tested every week without fail at noon, this is to prepare the people for any possibly air raid before one comes.
The Police: You may not always see them but they always see you, they usually stay hidden and will stop you if you step one foot out of line, they are very suspicious of foreigners and have been known to do spot checks on any, the merc situation worsened this so be prepared to be checked randomly very often, do not carry anything anti automaticz or you may be accusd of being a spy.
Climate: The climate in Automaticz is very cold and snowy, it is cold most months except from in Summer where the temps are mild/warm and occasionaly hot.
Airports, Ports ect: Expect a high police and millitary precense here as in any major place in Automaticz. The Police here are higly trained so don't try to sneek anything into Automaticz that you shouldn't!
Visa: Any person from a non communist country needs a visa to visit Automaticz, to get one you need to go to the Automaticz embassy in your nation and go through an interview, they will judge if you can visit Automaticz.
Education: The education in Automaticz is very good ulthough filled with probaganda and prepares the pupils to become good communist citizens.
Sports: Automaticz is not a very sporty nation, ulthough a few good football teams can be found dotted around. Olympic type sports however are extreemly popular and many children are specially trained in them from an early age.
Be Prepared: Be prepared to leave Automaticz at short notice if you come from a capatalist country, Automaticz can have rocky relations with them and tell any of their citizens to leave at short notice, the one exception is Karadas that seems to have friendly relations with Automaticz.
((I know this isn't great but i just threw it together when i had some spare time
It does however guve a good rough idea of what Automaticz is like 
)