NEED YOU PEOPLES

[Archaix]

The CSA has this crazy scheme going on: we're going to join eRepublic and take over a country. eRupublik is pretty much Earth online, and when you join you become a person. You can get a job, fight in wars, make companies.

eRepublik site
CSA Thread

At the moment there's three of us, and we're all going to go to the developing country of South Africa to find a fortune. SA is doubling in size per month so we could dominate pretty much any market we decide to enter. The state of affairs right now:

- LZ, the first to join, is trapped in some country and working his ass off to get out and move to South Africa. He should be there in a number of days.
- Spartacus is in South Africa right now and working in the housing industry. My guess is that housing is going to fucking boom because the population went from about 70 last month to 150 right now, and looks set to rise to 300 before the end of next month (and this is a third world country -think how big the big countries are).
- I accidentally joined England and am looking for a job. Anything I earn will be insanely higher than anything they earn because the £ is worth 15 gold instead of whatever the hell theirs is (the South African ZAR is worth 50). I'm going to earn my plane ticket, some money to spare, buy up a lot of gold, and then move to South Africa.

Then we'll found our own socialist party, build a parent company to help new initiates and bolster the party, and take over the motherfuckin' country. By force if necessary.

We want as many socialists, or people willing to pretend to be socialists, as possible. If you're interested post your address here, but make sure you don't write it out in full because that's what bots are attracted to.
Por ejemplo:
joebloggs [at] hotmail [dot] com

[Robespierre - P.R. of Debro]

peopleS?

i'll check it out as soon as my net connection problems are resolved.

[Archaix]

I added the 's' to make myself sound provincial and endearing. ;D

Yeah, you really should. But accept our invites because if you sign up at the site itself you'll never get in (they make you wait). We're currently trying to make a socialist company and take over a country.

[Kardas]

maybe later
I'm working to get all non-online armor permutations in Halo 3 and smash the Insane opponent in Warhammer 40K Dawn of War as Orks first.

WAAAGH! ;D

[Archaix]

Sir I have no idea what you said but it sounds important so I shall leave you to it.

Join eRepublik soon.

[Teivostan]

Ahhh, the language of a hardcore gamer cannot be understood by normal folk easily.

[Archaix]

Hey, Teivostan, did I ever tell you what a good life it is in the eRepublik Pax Cooperative?

Ireland recently held elections and was jumped by Romania, by the way. The UK and leading businesses are imposing sanctions.

[Robespierre - P.R. of Debro]

...and kvajabluk or what is a shithole i'm still unemployed, what a shame!


edit:

and i still laugh at this:


Indeed Ceasar is serious.

[Archaix]

That's what passing kidney stones does to you, Debro. There is a man in pain.

Don't just post your CV, find out who runs food companies and send them a message, asking them for a job. 9/10 they'll give it to you, but for about 1 ZAR a day.Soon we'll be starting up our own cooperative, though, where wage will be high and prices small. But only apply to quality 1 companies; quality 2 companies want people with 2 skill or over, quality 3 look for 3 skill, and so on.

[Teivostan]

Yeah, I registered a few days back then saw this post. I believe I'll be waiting a while until I'm allowed to actually play though.

[Archaix]

Give me your email and I'll send you an invite. If you don't accept that you'll be waiting for YEARS.

[Robespierre - P.R. of Debro]

he wants gold. He is a greedy englishman.

Don't just post your CV, find out who runs food companies and send them a message, asking them for a job. 9/10 they'll give it to you, but for about 1 ZAR a day.Soon we'll be starting up our own cooperative, though, where wage will be high and prices small. But only apply to quality 1 companies; quality 2 companies want people with 2 skill or over, quality 3 look for 3 skill, and so on.

did it today.

[Archaix]

;D I must be paid my fee, Debro. All of us must earn our bread.

[Teivostan]

he wants gold. He is a greedy englishman.

Indeed, I read that he get's gold for inviting people... Filthy money grabbing capitalist

Anyway, I recieved my registration e-mail thing yesterday but moved to Ireland accidentaly.

I'm currently employed at a salary of 0.5 IEP

1 gold = 20.83 IEP

[Archaix]

Well no, the reason I wanted you to accept my invite is so that the invite gold at least goes to someone in our group and not to some idiot...never mind. We use the gold to bolster our food company, Bong Belly, not to line our own pockets.

The rest of us are hanging out in South Africa. If you want to join us, look on the marketplace you'll see different prices for moving tickets, and select the cheapest one. You probably don't have enough money for that, yet, so you should get a job and work your way towards it, bearing in mind your food levels. To get a job, find a Quality 1 food company and ask the manager for a job. They usually just give you one straight away.

[Teivostan]

Right, got a job in a food company at a salary of 0.55 IEP. Cheapest moving ticket is around 16.8 IEP.

Anyway how's the party doing in S. Africa?

[Archaix]

LZ stood for party leader and won, changed the name, logo and manifesto, and we've doubled or tripled in size or something.