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Post by Archaix on Jul 16, 2007 6:18:19 GMT -5
A friend of mine got me a leak of the new version of msn messenger, but unfortunately it's in Spanish. This isn't surprising in the least, though, since it was this guy who got me a free version of a cell-phone game...in Russian, and also made me a copy of Battlefield 1942. Oh, there was nothing wrong with it, really. In the right language and everything. You know what was wrong with it?
All the gameplay was in shades of blue.
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Post by deutschgarten on Jul 16, 2007 12:25:33 GMT -5
lol.
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Post by Neo Nibu on Jul 17, 2007 18:15:48 GMT -5
I don't get it...
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Post by Archaix on Jul 18, 2007 18:21:00 GMT -5
It's not a joke. The game he made me was in blue. I was landing on Omaha Beach in shades of blue.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 19, 2007 15:15:02 GMT -5
my browser sucks now....i cannot see your pics, Archaix, but i can imagine it.... ;D
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Post by Archaix on Jul 19, 2007 15:20:08 GMT -5
You mean in the gap in my above post? There's no picture there, that was a pause for effect.
Ah, it worked in conversation the other day.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 19, 2007 15:36:57 GMT -5
oh see. The game was excellent, btw.With the right colours, of course ;D
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Post by Archaix on Jul 19, 2007 15:40:02 GMT -5
I did actually have the game a few years ago. It was brilliant, especially Omaha Beach.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 19, 2007 15:49:42 GMT -5
Hm.....i think we should leave the joke thread alone.  |
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Post by deutschgarten on Jul 19, 2007 16:12:27 GMT -5
Maybe.
What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it could kill you?
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 20, 2007 2:40:29 GMT -5
The Universal Soldier! Have you noticed this ad?  I think the reason behind it is the Space Mice. |
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Post by deutschgarten on Jul 21, 2007 17:14:42 GMT -5
No but good guess. The answer is a pool table (A.K.A. Billiards).
Yes, it does look to have something to do with those conspiring space mice.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jul 22, 2007 4:32:36 GMT -5
;D excellent(and my favourite "sport")
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Post by Archaix on Jul 22, 2007 4:40:20 GMT -5
Pool is excellent. A friend of mine once got silver at a pool tournament once.
Joke: A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
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Post by krayfish on Oct 26, 2007 22:19:03 GMT -5
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Post by deb8ers on Apr 27, 2008 18:04:03 GMT -5
If this offends anyone, I apologize.
George W. Bush went to England to visit the Queen for tea.
When he was there, he asked her how she managed to run her country so smoothly.
The Queen replied: "The trick is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Bush said, "How do I know if someone's intelligent?"
The Queen said, "I have a test I like to ask people to see if they are intelligent. Let me show you."
The Queen called Gordon Brown, the English prime minister, into the room and asked, "Your parents gave birth to a child. It is neither your brother nor your sister. Who is it?"
And Gordon Brown, of course, replied, "Me."
George Bush nodded and they finished having tea.
After Bush had returned to America, he decided to see if he was running his country well. He called in Dick Cheney to find out if he was intelligent, and asked: "Your parents gave birth to a child. It is neither your brother nor your sister. Who is it?"
Dick Cheney, not knowing the answer, told the President that he would get back to him.
After hours of pondering, Karl Rove came into Cheney's office. Cheney decided to ask him the question so he could tell the President the right answer. He asked, "Your parents gave birth to a child. It is neither your brother nor your sister. Who is it?" Karl Rove, of course, replied, "Me."
So Cheney went back into the Oval Office and told the president,
"I know the answer to your riddle. The person is Karl Rove!"
To which Bush responded, "No, you fool, it's Gordon Brown!"
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Apr 27, 2008 18:48:26 GMT -5
;D
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Post by His Holiness King Of Penguins on May 3, 2008 20:55:21 GMT -5
Lol  |
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Post by Kazzerland on May 3, 2008 22:01:16 GMT -5
Hahaha, that's great Firedeb8ers. ;D
Oh and, here's my joke:
Q: Why did the chicken eat his food?
A: Because if he didn't he would starve.
Priceless, huh?
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Post by Kardas on May 4, 2008 10:59:10 GMT -5
Nice to see this thread alive again. I can't believe this is my first post on here  |
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" -Archaix
