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Post by Archaix on Jun 16, 2007 9:08:03 GMT -5
Even though he was born, raised and educated in Scotland?
Get with it. If everyone even mildly oppressed was allowed to leave the UK I'd have dug a trench just north of Birmingham and one just above York and have The North drift peacefully away into the North Sea.
Which I actually drew up plans for, a long time ago. It was called Operation 'Av It! or something.
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Post by His Holiness King Of Penguins on Jun 16, 2007 9:21:47 GMT -5
You know parties in Scotland like Labour, lib dem ect. won't even let Scotland vote in independence! You don't have to support it but you don't have to ban it!
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Post by Archaix on Jun 16, 2007 9:23:36 GMT -5
I think that's because it could potentially destabilize the economy of both states if they did it immediately. EDIT: But I empathize. Operation 'Av It! will never come to fruition.    |
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Post by Kardas on Jun 16, 2007 9:26:34 GMT -5
You guys ought to make an "England vs. Scotland" or something topic in the Political Debate room This has already carried on for a page or so. Unless all this ends now of course  |
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Post by His Holiness King Of Penguins on Jun 16, 2007 9:29:28 GMT -5
Yes well if you made a Englad Vs Scotland thread it would look offensive.
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Post by Kardas on Jun 16, 2007 9:34:06 GMT -5
I'm not good with names. That's why I put "Or Something"
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Post by Archaix on Jun 16, 2007 9:44:58 GMT -5
'Or something' could be anything!
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Ok, Automaticz, tug-of-war for your nation's independence!
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London was surprisingly calm when Nibu, Deutsch and Santiago arrived. It was approaching lunchtime, and the traffic was as full and fluent as ever.
"Ok, what now?" said Deutsch.
"How about telling me why you're called 'Deutsch Garten' when you don't have any ostensible German connection?"
"I meant about Automaticz!"
"Oh. Well, we have to get to Parliament. C'mon!"
Several people in Birmingham, Essex and London all saw a strange object high up in the sky that day. It soared through the air like a bird but appeared to be too large, and was not the shape of a plane of any kind. When asked later they would all say that it could have been a UFO, but none seriously considered it. But whatever the thing was, it was headed straight for London.
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Post by His Holiness King Of Penguins on Jun 16, 2007 9:51:48 GMT -5
" Automaticz pressed the red button happily and set of a UFO type aircraft that would destroy Parliment! A countdown started and it would reach Parliment in 10 minuets. Sime anti - penguin soldiers stormed into the secret base but the penguin ninjas silently killed them so Automaticz didn't notice a thing.
" This is a great day for us my loyal penguins, when parliment is destroyed there will be chaos and we will take control of the government are rule over this country! Nothing can stop us no Nothing!" said Automaticz while leaning back into his soft leather chair.
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Post by deutschgarten on Jun 16, 2007 13:32:07 GMT -5
"Ok, what now?" said Deutsch. "How about telling me why you're called 'Deutsch Garten' when you don't have any ostensible German connection?" . [/i][/quote] Ancient Chinese Secret.  |
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Post by Archaix on Jun 16, 2007 13:33:17 GMT -5
This joke has made my day.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jun 17, 2007 7:31:04 GMT -5
updated a bit, can someone polish automaticz's chapter?This is the next one, i like it, but...
Automaticz poked the bodies of the dragon and his master, he chuckeled lightly and put something in the pocket of Kardas..it was a document that if found on Karadas would make it look like he was working for Automaticz.
Automaticz lit his cigar and went into his car.
"Carry On, the work is done!" - said Automaticz to his penguin butler.
They were driving along when the driver stopped suddenly and said nothing.
"What is wrong with you? Carry On now and no more stopping or i will see to it that you are fired!" - The driver turned his head towards Automaticz and said in a rarther cold voice..
"Sorry Sir, that i can not do" -The driver reached into his pocket and brung out a gun.
"Sorry Sir, i must kill you now, you see i work for parliment!"- Automaticz was shocked
"Oh yes and i don't support Scottish Independence!"
Automaticz face then changed from shock to hatred. He tried to open the door, but the
butler just laughed.
"Do you think I'm that stupid? I locked the door when you came in, now i don't wan't to kill you....well thats a lie, but you would be much more use to parliement, so surrender or i will have to shoot you!"
Automaticz raised his hands slowly and then grabbed the penguin gun. There was many shots fired into the air as the two struggered to get the gun. Automaticz finally won.
"Now tell me all about that parliment of yours or i will just have to shoot you!" The butler said nothing so Automaticz called a helicopter and the butler was taken away to a secret prison to be questioned. Automaticz called in another helicopter and said "Our plans can go ahead now with no interfearence my firend." The helecopter driver laughed and took Automaticz to his secred base. Automaticz entered his base and sat in his soft leather chair and lit another ciggar. There were 10 TV's infront of him all showing live pictures of parliment, Automaticz turned a key in a lock and a red button appeared. Automaticz said to all his loyal penguin Ninjas "Now is the time to take revenge of parliment, they have got in the way of our plans for too long! Now my friends take your last look at this parliment of England!"
Automaticz very slowly lowered his fingers down to the button with a smile on his face but just then.....
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Post by Archaix on Jun 17, 2007 8:08:44 GMT -5
The strange blip in the sky is not a UFO, but Kardas. I didn't want to say this, but I feared that someone might get the wrong idea...
Also the passage I'm about to rework makes it look as though Kardas has died, when he hasn't. So I've left out the bit about incriminating evidence (sorry).
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Automaticz lit his cigar -it was turning out to be a glorious day, and it wasn't even nine o'clock.
"Carry on, there is still work to be done!" he said to his penguin driver, who nodded grimly.
They were driving along when the driver stopped suddenly in the middle of the road. His face was expressionless despite the cars rushing around them, beeping, urged themselves towards the Northern Circular that curtained London from the Midlands.
"What is wrong with you? Carry on now, or I will personally see to it that you are fired!"
When the penguin driver eventually spoke, it was in a voice of cold, indescribable malice. "Sorry Sir, that I can not do." He reached into his pocket, and brought out a cold .45. "Sorry Sir. You have to be stopped."
Automaticz face changed from shock to hatred. He tried to open the door, but the butler just laughed.
"Do you think I'm that stupid? I locked the door when you came in! Now, there's two ways out of this: you come quietly, or I'm going to have to kill you. Which is it...sir?"
Automaticz raised his hands slowly, and the treacherous penguin nodded in satisfaction. "That's it, right up."
Then Automaticz grabbed the penguin's gun by the barrel, and jerked it swiftly out of his flipper. A round fired up into the roof, going clean straight through. In a matter of seconds, the tables had turned.
"Now, let's settle this my way!" Automaticz pulled out his mobile phone, and phoned his HQ. All this time, his eyes never left the butler. "Hello, HQ? Yes, it's the boss here. It appears that my butler is a traitor. No, no, it's all right. Send a helicopter round here immediately, and tell Dalton to kill the agent in Malaga. Oh, and execute Operation Spartacus, why don't you? It's time we showed the Agency that we mean business!"
And with that, he rang off.
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Post by Kardas on Jun 17, 2007 8:11:27 GMT -5
That much time has passed? I thought I was healing
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Post by Archaix on Jun 17, 2007 8:15:21 GMT -5
You weren't that badly injured, it was mainly the dragon (and who says you only have the one?). Plus, the climax is coming and I don't want anyone left out.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jun 17, 2007 8:20:21 GMT -5
hm..i think it's a bit faaast....And, i would ignore the document thing on Kardas too....what do you think?
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Post by Archaix on Jun 17, 2007 8:24:44 GMT -5
You've got to remember that this is about 9/10 o'clock, when Nibu and co find Kardas that's about four in the morning.
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Post by Kardas on Jun 17, 2007 8:24:54 GMT -5
I agree with Debro. But all right then, I'll just be a quick healer ;D
I suppose the long grass cushioned the fall
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jun 17, 2007 8:30:44 GMT -5
Hm. Ok, then. the thing with automaticz was put in the "unexpected difficulties" chapter. I will paste the remaining ones, and we can move on with the story.
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Post by Archaix on Jun 17, 2007 8:31:41 GMT -5
Hurrah! By the way, Operation Spartacus is the dreaded zoo revolt.
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Post by Robespierre - P.R. of Debro on Jun 17, 2007 8:54:28 GMT -5
Ok, done. Did i missed something?
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" -Archaix
